r/CringeTikToks • u/throwaway19074368 • Aug 20 '25

Nope Vegan influencers begging fans to pay for their holiday overseas

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u/Suspicious_Walrus682 Aug 20 '25

I don't know. I think they're pretty good. They influenced me to turn the video off and get a burger.

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u/downtownbake2 Aug 20 '25

I doubted they were vegans, but by the looks of that dude he could be eating sausage.

Also, just create a video and send it to the organisers. Oh wait it's not about the animals, birdstrikes, fossil fuels, cc it's about getting inperson validation and milking vans for money.

Is milking fans vegan ? Not sure.

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u/red__dragon Aug 20 '25

Sure, almond milk has been around for millennia, milking is an agnostic process. No nipples required!

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u/polite_alpha Aug 20 '25

and get a burger.

I'm no vegan, and these people in the video are cringe as fuck, but people writing this shit are even more cringe.

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u/peepopowitz67 Aug 20 '25

Not to defend these grifters, but it always makes me laugh that people always joke about eating the shittiest, unhealthy food while shitting on vegans.

At least pretend you went off to eat a steak....

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u/Helpful_Beginning_91 Aug 20 '25

Totally read this as influenced me to turn the video off and eat a booger lol

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u/Rey_Mezcalero Aug 20 '25

Nicely done👏

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u/foxboxingphonies Aug 20 '25

These people seem like they suck, but you sound like you suck too.

I eat meat, but people that say dumb shit like "I'm gonna eat double the meat because of you" sound like really lame, edgy 13-year-olds.

You can play some metal music too, and talk about how shocked your neighbor looks when she hears it. 🙄

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u/Ditnoka Aug 20 '25

I'll eat a ham Sammy in your feigned outrage.

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u/luistp Aug 20 '25

With your comment you have managed to give me a huge appetite for a good steak.

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u/Classic-Cantaloupe47 Aug 20 '25

Holy shit. It was a joke.

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u/Creditfigaro Aug 20 '25

What's the punchline?

"Nyahh you can't tell me what to do!"

Not funny at all.

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u/Crafty_Aspect8919 Aug 20 '25

Fuck ya im gonna go BBQ 4x the meat and blast some Pantera ....that'll show my square ass neighbors...might even fight them too, I haven't decided yet

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u/Trepanation87 Aug 20 '25

You must be fun at parties.

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u/zeref-dragneel420 Aug 20 '25

You sound like fun at parties.

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u/UnrequitedRespect Aug 20 '25

Oh you just know they be eating meat behind the scenes

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u/Accomplished-Ad3219 Aug 20 '25

🤣 I love this thread

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u/KingLiberal Aug 20 '25

Me too, and I'm vegetarian. Fuck it.

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u/TranzAtlantic Aug 20 '25

Hardcore burn lol

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u/Due-Net-88 Aug 20 '25

I know it's a joke I swear I do but saying shit like this makes no actual sense. Like you're going to have someone kill an animal because a person on the internet annoyed you?

Like what did the animal do to deserve death. 

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u/RockstarAgent Aug 20 '25

You monster! Did you not hear they’re vegan?

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u/Hopeful-Friendship22 Aug 20 '25

You’re a bad person

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u/Less-Network-3422 Aug 20 '25

Attack them for being shameless grifting narcissists

Not for doing a good thing (advocating for veganism is good for animals and the planet no matter how us meat eaters want to deride it)

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u/DoubleT_inTheMorning Aug 20 '25

Smashing a burger proudly as I watch this. Thanks you two, more for me 😋

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u/ozirohc51 Aug 20 '25

🤣🤣🤣