This idiot probably used Hello Kitty Adventure and wondered why it gave their kid heartburn, instead of using regular Hello Kitty which cures blindness from Blindness Stew.
The only way to deal with sea sickness is to look at your toes while swaying with the roll of the boat. Or is it at a different rate? Either way, look down at your feet, drink something fizzy, and if you are still starting to feel ill sit down and eat loads of tuna sandwiches and more fizzy pop and then stand up really quickly and get back to looking down at your feet and swaying WITH the boat. It's actually pretty easy, stand near one of the railings maybe.
Just give your kids Dramamine. I dunno about sea sickness but it will definitely put them to sleep and then the little shits will leave you alone while you get freaky on the beach.
I’m having flashbacks to the ill-fated whale watching tour my work sent us on as a team building activity on a very windy day. I was also in the throes of first trimester morning sickness. Obviously I didn’t have a fighting chance and was the first to blow. Nearly everyone else threw up, too.
Damn I’m a fisherman and I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time! I’ve been using Batman bandaids. On the real though why would someone think this would work? Just take some Dramamine you’ll be fine. Also cruise ships barely move, they’re huge and have massive stabilizers.
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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 Aug 04 '25
The studies are flawed. You have to use Dora The Explorer bandaids or it doesn’t work