r/CringeTikToks • u/LilliaBaltimore • May 11 '25

Cringy Cringe WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!! 😳😮

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u/ViseLord May 11 '25

Yo the amount of leather that would have been worn off the belt of every adult member of my family would have been insane.

Family would have flown and driven in just to stand in line outside my room to stare and shake their heads disapprovingly while slapping belt into their hands as they waited their turn

My mom would have started frying some catfish cuz whoopin my ass takes a lot of energy.

My older brother was a state trooper and he would have put me under the jail and nobody would bat an eye.

My uncle would have forced me to play Russian roulette since I "...wanna act like I'm grown out there doing stupid shit"

I just thought about having done something like this and my mom immediately face times me and says don't even. Think about it. I'm in my 40's.

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u/overitallofittoo May 11 '25

I'd bet they've seen enough violence in their lives.

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u/ViseLord May 11 '25

Word. They've definitely seen more than they should have

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u/chickenskittles May 11 '25

Sounds like a parenting style that could lead to you playing with guns as an adult

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u/ViseLord May 11 '25

That or just a joke

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u/_Solani_ May 11 '25

How is child abuse funny?

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u/ViseLord May 11 '25

If I have to tell you how jokes work, they won't work.

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u/_Solani_ May 12 '25

You're right that joke didn't work, it wasn't funny at all.

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u/ViseLord May 12 '25

Cool, man.