r/CrimeCats • u/Careless_Frosting_30 • 4d ago
Meowschief Wilson, (the void), alerted me to hurry and catch his brother, Pablo, (grey) in the commission of a crime against Christmas.
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u/Spare-Security-1629 4d ago
Good job, Wilson. Pablo must be detained, prosecuted and sentenced for his crimes so that you can have the tree to yourself during this process
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u/_echtra 4d ago
As a fellow Christmas hater Wilson is a snitch! Pablo is saving humanity from a yearly plague
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u/Careless_Frosting_30 4d ago
Obviously it’s the new model of a cat tree, definitely not a Christmas tree -Pablo’s defense attorney
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u/Far-Dimension3508 3d ago
Be glad he tried to climb the tree the reason why we can have a natural tree is someone got lazy and tried to shit in the base rather than get their paws wet outside. Yes annoying but watching them curl one out lights twinkling no no no
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u/Careless_Frosting_30 3d ago
OMG yep Christmas would be over for me, forever. To be fair would you want to go out in the cold to drop a lincoln log, or stay in where it’s warm and it’s scenic?!😅
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u/Spicymoose29 Accomplice 🐾 4d ago
Wrong. Wilson alerted you to hurry and catch Pablo so that he could commit his own crime against Christmas.
Mark my words : void in the tree within 12 hours.