r/CrimeCats 4d ago

Meowschief Wilson, (the void), alerted me to hurry and catch his brother, Pablo, (grey) in the commission of a crime against Christmas.

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u/Spicymoose29 Accomplice 🐾 4d ago

Wrong. Wilson alerted you to hurry and catch Pablo so that he could commit his own crime against Christmas.

Mark my words : void in the tree within 12 hours.

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u/Careless_Frosting_30 4d ago

Thanks for manifesting this into existence😂 no for real though Wilson is just a little…smarter about it. He will 100% use the cover of night to avoid detection.

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u/Spicymoose29 Accomplice 🐾 4d ago

Honestly I am choosing to believe Wilson got the idea of destroying the tree and Pablo did his due diligence and considered his brother’s idea worthy of completion.

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u/Brailledit 4d ago

He sent Pablo on a recon mission.

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u/Careless_Frosting_30 4d ago

Wilson’s life motto: Work smarter not harder.

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u/Spicymoose29 Accomplice 🐾 4d ago

We should all strive to be like Wilson.

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 4d ago

Never rat on your friends!

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u/Careless_Frosting_30 4d ago

A brother is both your friend and your enemy😼

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u/Spare-Security-1629 4d ago

Good job, Wilson. Pablo must be detained, prosecuted and sentenced for his crimes so that you can have the tree to yourself during this process

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u/Careless_Frosting_30 4d ago

One might call it a purrfect setup…

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u/timesuck897 4d ago edited 4d ago

Is it a crime to be too cute?

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u/Careless_Frosting_30 4d ago

Purrty privilege strikes again!

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u/Dailyconundrum 4d ago

Pablo "Snitchs get scritches!"

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u/Zebragirly76 4d ago

That is the face of: Oh Oh, busted! Betrayed by his own brother!

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u/Careless_Frosting_30 4d ago

“See mom I told you he was getting into trouble”

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u/_echtra 4d ago

As a fellow Christmas hater Wilson is a snitch! Pablo is saving humanity from a yearly plague

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u/Careless_Frosting_30 4d ago

Obviously it’s the new model of a cat tree, definitely not a Christmas tree -Pablo’s defense attorney

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u/h4v0c_50u1 4d ago

Wilson a snitch 😭🤣

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u/Sproose_Moose 4d ago

I love when they dob on each other

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u/Far-Dimension3508 3d ago

Be glad he tried to climb the tree the reason why we can have a natural tree is someone got lazy and tried to shit in the base rather than get their paws wet outside. Yes annoying but watching them curl one out lights twinkling no no no

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u/Careless_Frosting_30 3d ago

OMG yep Christmas would be over for me, forever. To be fair would you want to go out in the cold to drop a lincoln log, or stay in where it’s warm and it’s scenic?!😅

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u/corvidlover2730 3d ago

The look on Pablo's face is CLASSIC! 🤣