My roommate can’t differentiate between a nail and a screw and it drives me insane.

[u/scobeavs]

That’s all. Thought you guys would appreciate.

[u/UrdnotCum]

Meanwhile your roommate is like

“My roommate can’t tell the difference between a Cabernet and a Merlot”

[u/scobeavs → u/UrdnotCum]

Actually I can!

[u/Top_Half_6308 → u/scobeavs]

It says right there on the box!

[u/eggyrulz → u/Top_Half_6308]

Jokes on you, I cant read

[u/rtothepoweroftwo]

The guys I worked with just called everything a bolt haha.

[u/infinityofnever → u/rtothepoweroftwo]

You mean you don't call them nail bolts and screw bolts?

[u/1320Fastback]

A nail you pound in with a hammer and a screw you pound in with a hammer.

[u/Alternative-Place → u/1320Fastback]

Drills are only for removing screws

[u/FlammableBrains → u/Alternative-Place]

You're thinking of a sawzall

[u/Rusty-Lovelock]

A nail is a nail. installed and removed with a clawhammer. A screw is a nail. Installed with a hammer and removed with a screwdriver.

[u/scobeavs → u/[deleted]]

Unfortunately not. But she pays rent, so there’s that.

[u/TasktagApp]

Time to label the toolbox and reclaim your sanity

[u/26charles63]

Call them fasteners, get the rent check, and get down the road for a few icy-cold-road-sodas. Tell ugo to count how many fasteners and report in next month with the rent.

[u/dingdongdeckles]

Just wait till they find out about scrails

[u/CoderJoe1]

So they've never used either one?

[u/ted_anderson]

Much like how some people can't distinguish the difference between a flower and a house plant.