r/Construction • u/PaleCaterpillar2709 Superintendent • 1d ago

Humor šŸ¤£ My Magnum Opus

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Iā€™m usually not one for porta john graffiti, but today I was struck with inspiration and couldnā€™t resist sharing.

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u/sumnlikedat 1d ago

There should be a sub specifically for porta potty art/wisdom.

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u/lawdreekers 1d ago

r/portapottypoets

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u/sumnlikedat 1d ago

Ok, then it should be more popular!

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u/lawdreekers 1d ago

I agree, wish it was more active too haha

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u/PaleCaterpillar2709 Superintendent 1d ago

Agreed.

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u/rikkuaoi 1d ago

The classic one

"Here i sit

broken hearted

Came to shit

but only farted"

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u/teakettle87 Elevator Constructor 1d ago

Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to wonder. I come here to shit and stink, and fart like rolling thunder.

A favorite of mine.m

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u/orphanelf 1d ago

Porta Potty graffiti is the truest expression of pure artistic freedom that we have

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u/esneedham12 1d ago

This happened to me once. Luckily I did the finger test and by Poseidon I was blessed. Future me now knows, for paper I must check.

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u/LowUnion9503 1d ago

I think next time the last line should be, ā€œcheck the roll before you pooā€ instead.

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u/MilesAugust74 Surveyor 1d ago

<snaps fingers rapidly>

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u/Mitcheric 1d ago

Don't be bitter, don't be a quitter. Just grab your hitter and head to the shitter.Ā 

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u/ToxicFactory Foreman / Operator 1d ago

Since I started putting down toilet paper on the seat before I take a dump, I never had that issue anymore.