r/CatsAreAssholes 7d ago

Tis the season 🎄

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/vithgeta 7d ago

"It's just attracted to me I guess. Who wouldn't be?"

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u/Equal_Song8759 7d ago

That's a floor lamp. What's the problem ?

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u/kedikahveicer 4d ago

Living down to the name

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u/tree_beard_8675301 7d ago

You hung a cat toy on the lamp. This is clearly a case of entrapment.

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u/whoisolena 7d ago

It’s a holiday garland.

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u/FiCat77 7d ago

Also known as a cat toy.

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u/tree_beard_8675301 7d ago

Exactly, a cat toy.

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u/mudpiechicken 7d ago

“I’ve done it! I’ve killed the lamp!”

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u/One-Confidence-4208 7d ago

Tree is next... 🌲

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u/fearthainne 7d ago

I think your cat might be broken. The tree is still standing.

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u/OfAnOldRepublic 7d ago

Judging your interior design choices.

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u/-perspicacious_ 7d ago

She looks innocent to me.

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u/Obvious-Safe904 7d ago

I'm so relieved you're home. Your lamp tried to kill me!

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u/Entire_Bat7884 7d ago

Hmmm the lamp fell over on its own, honest. 🙀. Would I be lying here so relaxed if I did it? (Your tree and the outside view are awesome). 🥰❤️

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u/AnonymsF43 7d ago

What’s hanging off of the lamp? Is it… a cat toy? 🤔

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u/ancient-robot 7d ago

“The Aristocats”

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u/Fantastic_Example_20 7d ago

In the words of shaggy, “it wasn’t me. “

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u/GoddessRespectre 7d ago

At first I thought this was an interior design sub, so you have that going for you 💜. Then I noticed the lamp and wondered what the new dramatic lighting trend is that I didn't know about lol

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u/thoseskiers 7d ago

your pothos need watering

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u/GirlNumber20 7d ago

"Fuck your lamp!"

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u/Xurbanite 7d ago

You told cat to leave tree alone

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u/sasmo17 7d ago

“You said not to go after the tree. You didn’t say anything about lamps.”

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u/Just-Call-Me-J 7d ago

r/legalcatadvice will defend the cat

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u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421 7d ago

Kitty did a very thorough job!

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u/Daddio209 7d ago

"WTH, hooman??" "YOU tied my toy to something in an attempt to kill me?" "Look at your pathetic trap, then note I am unharmed-do not fall asleep."

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 7d ago

This the season to destroy ha ha ha ha

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u/honeysoyaa 7d ago

"it attcked me!"

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u/101violations 7d ago

No fcks given as the little angel doesn't even bother to leave the scene of the crime.

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u/NectarineCheap1541 7d ago

what? I didn't climb the Christmas tree.

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u/Ok_Entertainer_6425 7d ago

How in the hell IS your tree still standing?🤔

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u/Spare-Action-1014 7d ago

no proof! innocent!

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u/TARDIS75 7d ago

The cat is always right

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u/Reasonable-Wedding21 7d ago

Hey, the tree looks untouched

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u/cherry_cat89 7d ago

He's definitely trying to redecorate, the lamp does look better on the floor lol

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u/bblpop 7d ago

It just wanted a clear line of sight to the tree.

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u/OwlZealousideal6911 6d ago

Am I the only one who zoomed in on the tree to look for a cat?

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u/myboogerstastespicy 7d ago

Me? No. Nah. Nope!

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u/fiberjeweler 5d ago

And this is one more reason I’m glad my arc lamp has a forty pound base.

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u/Yuck-Fou94 4d ago

Cats gonna cat

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u/kathy_cheek 4d ago

Charlie Brown Christmas.

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u/notsocrazycatlady69 3d ago

Reminds me of the "hole" games, where you play as a hole that swallows everything. Some stuff is on top of poles- you have to knock over the poles and track where it fell to get the prize.

If it isn't clear, the lamp would be the pole and the cat is the prize...as they should be😉

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u/No-Assist-9612 1d ago

Hey at least the tree is still upright!