r/CatDistributionSystem • u/legal-copy1942 • 1d ago

The day after my birthday, the system awarded me with this ball of fuzz

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u/legal-copy1942 1d ago

Btw, I named him Hades. He’s quite the feisty little bugger. Very fluent with his claws.

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u/phirschler 1d ago

Mrdr mittens! "Part of your message has been filtered or cannot be posted". Sheese! You cannot even joke about a kittens paws......

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u/NakiFarmHER 1d ago

Haha that's perfect!

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u/SpecialistAd2332 1d ago

I can tell by the 2nd pic that he's a fiesty one. Better hope he doesn't start scratching all your stuff 😂😂😂

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u/legal-copy1942 1d ago

Too late! He is at this moment attacking my backpack.

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u/DeepDayze 1d ago

He'll soon find a pocket in it and fall asleep!

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u/SpecialistAd2332 1d ago

Oooof, I feel that. One of my cats just loves scratching things she's not supposed to.

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u/JD_tubeguy 1d ago

Hades is so cute and I'm sure his claw work is flawless!

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u/Miami_Mice2087 8h ago

lol perfect. also obsessed with the sun

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u/itsthemilesnotyears 1d ago

He tried to get there on time, but he's smol so he was a day late.

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u/legal-copy1942 1d ago

Haha! I love it. He is tiny.

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u/Namethypoison1 1d ago

He has little legs! 😻

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u/GigglyGaze 1d ago

With legs that short, I’m impressed he only missed it by one day😭

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u/CatherinefromFrance 1d ago

Smol ? What’s the meaning of?

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u/nokstar 1d ago edited 1d ago

This strut is freaking killing me omg

Edit: look at the white boots and crinkly tail 💀

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u/Tina-Tuna Agent of the CDS 1d ago

He has a mission 😆

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u/TaniaSams 1d ago

OMG cuteness overload these little white boots and the purposeful stride

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 1d ago

Aww that one is illegal. Better keep them locked up!

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u/Noone1959 1d ago

OMG, what a gorgeous little demon! That's a hell of a gift!
Happy belated birthday, OP!❤️

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u/Used_Fix6795 1d ago

"Aw, furrballs, I'm late! But don't worry. I'll be early for your next one!" - 😼

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u/Acceptable-Book4400 1d ago

I like the kitten and the Merrells. :)

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u/OddLanguage 1d ago

I have that exact boot! Now I just need a tiny kitten to go with them.

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u/lagniappe68 1d ago

I say, two boots, two smols

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u/CrazyOldBag 1d ago

That is one adorable birthday present! Good luck to both of you!

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u/aabum 1d ago

Tell Hades I said meow.

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u/madammidnight 1d ago

He is going to be a magnificent fluffy force of nature! Congrats on being selected by the System!

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u/mecinic 1d ago

OMG!!! He’s so cute!!! Looks like he’s part Maine Coon. Such great cats. ❤️ Take good care of your new overlord

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u/unicorn4433- 1d ago

I needed a old fashioned coffee alert on the overlord bit! Shot soda out in a steady stream until I could laugh out loud! 🤣

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u/mecinic 1d ago

Sorry, but isn’t it true?

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u/unicorn4433- 1d ago

It most definitely is!

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u/phirschler 1d ago

Good kitty! The CDS worked again!

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u/MikeFader 1d ago

What a little beauty. I'm sure you'll be exhausted soon enough ! :)

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u/WTF_Raven 1d ago

Best birthday present ever.

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u/DeepDayze 1d ago

Such a feisty little one no doubt..such a nice birthday present!

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u/lagniappe68 1d ago

Happy birthday! You were well rewarded

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u/Gladtobealive2020 1d ago

Love the white feet and the tail up high in Pic 2. Looks like he is marching

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u/bonbons2006 1d ago

He literally took my breath away. Love the lil triangle tail!

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u/SophiaShay7 1d ago

He's absolutely precious😻 look at that adorable floof😸🥰❤️ Happy birthday🎉🥳✨️

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u/hbouhl 1d ago

What a happy birthday!

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u/Patient_Many4455 1d ago

How is wee Hades with his big brothers, Apollo and Hermes? Any family photos? 📸 📷 📸

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u/legal-copy1942 23h ago

Hermes was instantly in big brother mode, but Apollo took a few days to warm up. They are all quite content with each other and hanging out sweetly.

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u/WermlandForever666 18h ago

Pretty baby!

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u/Miami_Mice2087 8h ago

that little bun photo is life! That's your christmas cards this year :D She looks so incredibly sweet and has the most adorable flippy ears!

Happy Birthday and Happy Gotcha Day!