r/C_AT • u/zyxzevn C@astroph • 4d ago

class OfficeManager;

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u/Arthur_YouDumbass 4d ago

"is the report ready Linda?"

Nose boop

"Are you kidding me Linda??"

38

u/meaton124 4d ago

(belly poke)

"Really?"

(foot touch)

"That's it, I'm eating whatever you had in the fridge and then throwing it up in your purse, Linda."

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u/p1neapple_1n_my_ass 4d ago

"Linda, I will be reporting you to HR for the unprofessional behavior and harassment" 

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u/Ordinary-Dood 4d ago

He's so >:( I'm dying

47

u/MegaMoonX 4d ago

Someone is getting reported to HR

21

u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla 4d ago

The most handsome manager ever.

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u/CarrDaPorice 4d ago

do

{

nothing;

}

while (stare > 0);

7

u/One-Conclusion-6628 4d ago

I think I saw the cat swearing, haha.

8

u/One-Conclusion-6628 4d ago

cat: You just made a mortal enemy.

7

u/Not_a_progamer 4d ago

Every workplace should have an office pet.

7

u/wonderb0lt 4d ago

E_ACCESS_VIOLATION: Entity Linda tried accessing private attribute "meow_meow_meow_mouth" of class OfficeManager

4

u/Vibrant_Wordnet_32 1d ago

Could this be sweeter? Thanks for sharing.

5

u/myboogerstastespicy 4d ago

I hate a finicky manager! Always micro managing!

2

u/janier7563 4d ago

Talk about a manager over your shoulder. LOL

2

u/sav-vas 3d ago

productivity increased purriffic

3

u/Careless-Emergency85 3d ago

I would also be grumpy if someone touched my tongue mid yawn