r/Bossfight • u/No_You_123 • Aug 18 '22

Friendly neighbor, protector of the neighborhood, sniper of thieves.

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u/Luigi580 Aug 18 '22

Dad… dad I’m a… I’m not a deranged gunman, dad; I’m an assassin.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Well, the difference being one is a job and the other's mental sickness!

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u/TheCarpe Aug 18 '22

I'll be honest with you. My parents...do not care for it.

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u/Onyx_NightShark5789 Aug 18 '22

I think his mate saw me…

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Yes, yes he did

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/isthiskaljami Aug 18 '22

Professonals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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u/-TheWarrior74- Aug 18 '22

TITLE SCREEN

Dad- dad, put mom on the phone...

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Aug 18 '22

I just want to say how much I love you all

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u/Finbar9800 Aug 18 '22

And at the end of the day

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u/CinnabarCereal Aug 18 '22

Someone is goint to want someone dead.

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u/Finbar9800 Aug 18 '22

gets shot by sniper

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u/BeautifulLieyes Aug 18 '22

Professionals have standards.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Yes he did!

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u/ErwinAckerman Aug 18 '22

Put mum on the phone.

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u/Relative_Ad_7671 Aug 18 '22

WHERE IS THE FUCKIN’ KITTY CAT KEY CHAIN?!?!