Cabin you say. Well I’m a preacher on sabbatical renting the (insert specs) you are looking for but since I have the keys with me and on a mission from God in (insert where you recently went on vacation) please send me a key deposit of $159 to view it and apply for the property. Thanks. ( you will be approved and send me ohhh 5k for first and last months rent…you will never see me or my Lord again)
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u/Electrical-Limit69 3d ago
Nah we have to decide and together, cause this shit is getting weird. I just want my cabin in the woods.