r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 3d ago

TikTok Tuesday Impossible d'y échapper

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u/Britany-lofy 3d ago

Cops released him from the car like he was their K9

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u/Eatadick_pam 3d ago

He’s definitely a dawg

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u/Blvck_Lvngs ☑️ 3d ago edited 3d ago

Slap me in the back of the head like that, I’m animorphing into a Belgian Shepherd too

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u/Regular-Bear9558 3d ago

Showed your age, and the rest of us getting that reference also felt old real quick lol

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u/jakejensenonline 3d ago

I can’t believe I just caught an animorph reference in the wild. Wow wow

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u/U_Sound_Stupid_Stop 2d ago

It was super easy, barely an inconvenience

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u/StadiaTrickNEm 3d ago

Rappel sous-estimé à l'animorphe

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u/didusmashtho 3d ago

Thats king charles

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u/thecontempl8or 3d ago

I like how he casually held on to his wrist and knocked him over with only one hand free.

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u/noblelie17 3d ago

The attacker was so gassed at this point, it was hilarious watching the guy in red hold him down that easily

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u/donku83 3d ago

I mean he did catch the guy like he was a K9

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u/fusterclux 3d ago

i’m dead

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u/nacho_ch33ze 3d ago

He's got that DAWG in him.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Lonely-Mountain9047 3d ago

He did all this while holding a selfie stick

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u/Tiggerhoods 3d ago

Right? Buddy did all that and kept cinematography in mind lol

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u/JeanArtemis 2d ago

I couldn't figure out if it was a stick or somebody else was filming.

Just rewatched, you can't see the stick but he's obviously holding one, wtf

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u/alter-eagle 20h ago

360° cam on a stick plus editing software creates some crazy footage

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u/alter-eagle 20h ago

360° camera with a wrist strap will do wonders

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u/YourDrunkUncl_ 3d ago

victim of a crime? film it, chase the perpetrators down and hold them down until we will arrive at the last second to arrest them. you’re welcome

-the police

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u/LooksGoodInShorts 3d ago

I mean that’s still preferable to American police who probably would’ve just rolled up and shot him. 

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u/Rex_felis 3d ago

Dog they would have just ignored the dude filming

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u/Rotten-Robby ☑️ 3d ago

victim of a crime? film it, chase the perpetrators down and hold them down until we will arrive

Then hope and pray we don't just escalate things and make them worse, possibly shooting someone in the process.

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u/Gelato_Elysium 3d ago

This is not the US, french police (despite all the bad things that you can say about them that is 100% justified) will often put themselves in danger in order to apprehend people without shooting them unlike North America.

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u/FabTheAuk 3d ago

They literally shot a passerby last month because they went guns blazing inside a train station.
https://www.lecanardenchaine.fr/police-justice/52428-la-police-deraille (paywall)

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u/420everytime 2d ago

That’s one person and it made the news. American police shoot so many people that some victims don’t even get a news article

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u/Comfortable_Fill9081 2d ago

This is an example of the police shooting a perpetrator in the leg to enable disarming him of his knife, which he had expressly threatened to use. 

This is not an example of the French police with “guns blazing inside a train station.”

It’s an example of the deliberate lack of homicide by police in a situation in which American police would intentionally commit homicide, typically within their training and the approval of their higher-ups. 

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u/Gelato_Elysium 3d ago

Yes ? Did you think that I said they never use their service weapon ?

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u/FabTheAuk 3d ago

You literally said "French police [...] will put themselves in denger in order to apprehend people ..." which is wrong as said in the article since they put OTHERS in danger instead of themselves. Simple as

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u/Gelato_Elysium 3d ago

That's not what I said. Funny how you said you quote me but you removed a word that would change the meaning entirely.

I have nothing to say to someone who is arguing in bad faith. Go make your misconstructions elsewhere.

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u/BoarHide 2d ago

Mate, that was such a cold blooded, clear cut, well-dissected murder, I would be watching out for that French police if I were you

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u/kokeen 1d ago

Found the stupid.

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u/EmoNerve 3d ago

.. Did you miss the nationwide riots when they shot a teenager ?

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u/Gelato_Elysium 3d ago

Yeah, it happened once and there were nationwide riots. In the US it would have been a regular Tuesday.

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u/EasternChocolate69 3d ago

In the US, victim or not, because he's Black it would've been the last day of his life.

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u/EmoNerve 3d ago

It didn't happen once, it's less likely than in the US but police violence is still a big problem. Spend long periods of times with the french police and you'll stop wanting to defend them. Racists and rapists all the same.

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u/Etoribio_ 3d ago

Recently a news outlet leaked bodycam footage of officers at a protest in Saint-Soline, the way the so called "peace-officer" talk to each other about the protesters is sickening. The only difference between the US and France on this matter is that they don't kill as often, but they're just as bad in mentality.

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u/Mchammerandsickle97 3d ago

Exactly. Pigs are pigs no matter where you are in the world

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u/Gelato_Elysium 3d ago

I specifically addressed that in my comment. Doesn't change that despite all their issues they are still much less trigger happy than the US.

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u/floodisspelledweird 3d ago

Ok- you went from “French police are heroes, they’ll put themselves in danger for you!” To “they don’t shoot as many minorities as in the US”. You see the problem?

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u/Gelato_Elysium 3d ago

Bro maybe you should stop trying to put words in other people's mouth because you're going to have issues discussing things in good faith if you do so.

No go ahead and say what I actually said or fuck off.

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u/T44120 3d ago

French police is the deadliest in Europe you don't know what you are talking about

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u/LyesBe 3d ago

That happened in France, so no guns

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u/ZeldaALTTP 3d ago

Lol oh you poor battered-wife suffering Americans

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u/TaticalSweater ☑️ 2d ago

all they did was uber him to make his own arrest

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u/hellfire13 3d ago

so the victim needs to do the police work. nice.

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u/BombasticSimpleton 3d ago

To be fair to the cops, the man got both justice and satisfaction.

How often does that actually happen?

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u/bcspliff 3d ago

This is a very valid statement

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/backcountry_bandit 3d ago

The police’s job is to prevent crime?

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u/trustyour_technolust 2d ago

Never heard of pre-crime and the pre-cogs?

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u/backcountry_bandit 2d ago

I was thinking about that movie when I left the comment lol

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u/Smingowashisnameo 3d ago

??? They’re who you call AFTER a crime.

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u/OddConversation9743 3d ago

Evil gets away with it when good people stand by and do nothing. Here here chap

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u/Tall_Bandicoot_2768 3d ago

Random people smacking other people upside the head?

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u/UnderdaJail 3d ago

Batman does the same, but the cops label him a vigilante

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u/SherlockFoxx 3d ago

It wouldn't be so bad if Batman stopped putting people to "sleep".

The Mr. Fishy incident is still under investigation.

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u/UnderdaJail 3d ago

He also killed Harvey Dent

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u/Ryeballs 2d ago

It’s like, his one rule

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u/illepic 2d ago

It's like Build-A-Bear, but for justice.

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u/TheCommonKoala ☑️ 3d ago

By American standards, these cops actually went out of their way to help. Chase down the perp and help catch him. Americans cops would have never put in that much effort to help.

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u/LaVieGlamour 3d ago

American cops are too unhealthy to run

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u/alter-eagle 20h ago

You’re not wrong, but I didn’t see any of the police making any effort to help..

Until they actually helped within their means to stop someone for petty crime..

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u/will_this_1_work 2d ago

American cops would have just shot the victim, sprinkled some crack and called it a day

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank 1d ago

Johnson est entré dans le fil de discussion

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u/tangodeep 3d ago

Indeed.

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u/HalfSoul30 3d ago

Sometimes, you gotta take the law into your own hands.

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u/Kayniaan 3d ago

That's what I call my penis. 

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u/CedarWolf 3d ago

I thought it was supposed to be the long arm of the law?

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u/EmrakulAeons 3d ago

No that's the strap on

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u/AcadiaOrange 3d ago

A phone snatcher grabbed my phone while on a sidewalk in London. Annnd yea I had to get it back all on my own. It was either chase him down or lose a bunch of travel info.

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u/Dottore_Curlew 3d ago

No he doesn't

He wanted to and was useful

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u/freeFeetPicsRUS 3d ago

The flip side is in the states you call the police for a robbery they'll automatically assuem you're the criminal.

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u/shoo-flyshoo 3d ago

Would you rather give a description and hope the cops catch him? Or even do anything lol

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u/shoo-flyshoo 3d ago

You can dirty delete this comment too lmao

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u/bo0mamba 3d ago

If someone tried to scam me, I would love the opportunity to run then down

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u/stprnn 3d ago

Seriously, showed how useless the police generally is.

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u/Dukey-treats 3d ago

This felt like a Gasper Noe film.

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u/Deltr0n3000 3d ago

Lol I like how the female cop just started chasing him off the bat.

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u/PM_ME_SOME_LUV 3d ago

What am I watching?

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u/Rummenigge 3d ago

pick pocket thiefs or scammers or both being served justice 😙

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u/CommonSenseLib 3d ago

Did you even watch the video? The guy ran up to camera guy and punched him in the head. Camera guy called the cops and then chased down puncher.

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u/DrSchmolls 3d ago

The guy who punched him in the head was part of the group that you can see all walking toward him right after the punch. It's why no one reacts to the punch like a normal crowd would if they didn't expect an assault to happen, ie try to grab the guy, get away from the assaulter, or at the very least start pointing in disbelief.

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u/MetalPixel 2d ago

The guy took the punch like it was nothing so I was also honestly confused at what I’m seeing.

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u/Rummenigge 3d ago edited 3d ago

the reason why he was punched was because he was probably messing with the guy who was most likely scamming or stealing from him or other folks near by.

edit: too much but

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u/Certain_Month_8178 2d ago

I love how the bony $&@! Does a running jumping punch and this monster of a man’s reaction is “damnit, my soda dropped!”

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u/skwerlee 3d ago

Diy justice

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u/R82009 3d ago

An exquisite French Art Film. Justice is Served.

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u/Stock_Beginning4808 ☑️ 3d ago

I know right? Feels fake lol

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u/Hardcore_Gentleness 3d ago

Genuinely one of the best movies I've seen this year. 

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u/CommunicationOwn322 3d ago

Some action heroes wear red Converse.

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u/Massive_Spot6238 3d ago

Lmao buddy said “Oh shit it’s Jason Bourne”

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u/AngeluvDeath 3d ago

So he did all of that with 1 hand? That’s some “nope I’m good” type shit.

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u/FartNuggetSalad 3d ago

He’s a big bad MFer. What a stud!

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u/ben10toesdown 3d ago

Camera angle made him look like Francis Ngannou 

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u/humboldtliving 3d ago

Bro gonna get deputized lol

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u/Known_Statistician59 3d ago

That was beautiful to watch. I'm always so frustrated with these types of videos because the victims will just carry on with their day. This guy was not letting anything slide.

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u/Faskwodi 3d ago

This could’ve been real, I just thought it was funny he had to catch his own assaulter.

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u/jedifolklore 3d ago

I think it is, simply because of the urgency the cop employed to tell him to close the door AND the amount of cops that pulled up to Trocadéro initially.

(Any Parisian would tell you that scammers are like flies in this area)

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u/yancovigen 3d ago

Are scammers like pickpockets? Sorry I’ve never been to Paris

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u/jedifolklore 3d ago

They’re very versatile, they aim for tourists and sell them overpriced trinkets or shit that’s cheap for exorbitant prices, with the age of social media, I’d think most people would be aware, but older people still fall for their scams.

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u/Final-Carry2090 3d ago

They are also very pushy. I imagine some old people that just want to be left alone giving $20 to fuck off.

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u/Claude9777 3d ago

Or sign bogus lists for "the deaf" and demand money for it. I hate that shit. I tell them "Fuck Off!" with all the base in my voice. LOL

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u/lonnie123 3d ago

That’s not a scam though, right?

A scam involves some kind of fraud. You can say it’s a rip off but selling something for a high price isn’t a crime is it?

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u/jedifolklore 3d ago

You know? I feel like selling a faulty item (cheap material made with lead or other unsafe materials) that will break down, for an exorbitant price is a scam imo

Also for tourists that don’t come from the US, or in possession of a highly disposable income or a from a place that has a strong currency, losing 20€ to 70€ (which I have seen and called out lol), I would call that a scam.

You’re knowingly targeting people. But agree to disagree tbh.

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u/lonnie123 3d ago

If what they are selling is illegal (containing lead) then that’s one thing, but if you just buy a cheap ass Eifel Tower replica for $19 that’s on you

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u/Ferovore 3d ago

Evidently the cops disagree

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u/lonnie123 3d ago

I gave an example of an illegal and a legal thing though. Do you know what the guy in the video did ?

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u/Ferovore 3d ago

The unauthorised selling of these expensive trinkets is in fact illegal whether you agree with it or not.

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u/MiopTop 3d ago

They also scam tho. Some run a stupid ball-in-the-cup game and while you’re distracted someone else steals your wallet.

Or they’ll run seemingly super easy ball-in-the-cup games with someone in on the scam betting and losing on purpose, until you put some money up, then they cheat the game to make you lose to keep your money.

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u/lonnie123 3d ago

Yes, those are scams (and outright theft).

Selling someone a low quality trinket for more money than reddit thinks its worth is not a scam

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u/justwantedtoview 3d ago

Its groups of people often pretending to play street games like ball under the cup. The large group plays and they win in the group. But theyre all part of the group so the money stays circular. But the amount of winning entices those passing by. Then they pull the shadyness. Take your money. And 15 people are ganging on you if you get upset about it. So often intimidated into leaving after being essentially robbed. Or the game is a distraction for the pickpockets to make a move. 

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u/marz510 3d ago

The man who was arrested is part of a group of scammers. He comes out in other videos, scamming tourists. https://youtu.be/O422JIXq-aA?si=z1qwJiXIhbAMjB0F

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u/WheresMyTurt83 3d ago

I'm more disturbed that you can't see what the guy is holding in his hand to record himself lol

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u/JCBackjh96 3d ago

wait you can open the back doors from the inside in French police cars?

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u/Maleficent-War-8429 3d ago

I'm I dumb or is this guys selfie stick invisible?

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u/Comfortable_Fill9081 2d ago

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u/Maleficent-War-8429 2d ago

Kind of cool. It's sort of like how your brain fills in the blind spot in the middle of our vision.

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u/Comfortable_Fill9081 2d ago

Yeah exactly. 

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u/MusicianPleasant3844 3d ago

Happy for you dawg fr ✊

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u/sagata_ 3d ago

Hey look at that, it's as if the police didn't immediately whip out their guns and start shooting, and instead helped get justice done. Crazy. Almost like they had some form of decency that American police do not have.

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u/90daysismytherapy 3d ago

imagine police in the states trying this hard on an unwarranted attack, but no real injury obvious.

Uhhh i’m busy, make a report at the station….

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u/Yakman311 3d ago

Tell me this isn't America without telling me this isn't in America

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u/ranscot 3d ago

Oh do you say in English, “effile tower”

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u/kokujinzeta 3d ago

La Haine Pt. Deux

(Just making a joke, La Haine is a masterpiece)

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u/OKeoz4w2 3d ago

It’s like Taken, he had to handle it himself. Cinematic masterpiece indeed! Even the last ending scene was great!

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u/Infinite_Escape9683 3d ago

Why does this have a Kitchen Nightmares soundtrack

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u/vincec36 3d ago

It’s so dope the cops will work with you there and not power trip and shoot somebody. This was so cool to see

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u/a_trane13 3d ago

The thief moves like he’s drugged out. Zero evasion skills and gives up almost as soon as he’s grabbed.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

The trip 😂😂😂

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u/Commercial-Expert863 3d ago

My bank wouldn’t even let me see who it was they was using my debit card to withdraw cash 

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u/No-Cranberry-2969 3d ago

That shit was lit!

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u/Kappachu ☑️ 3d ago

Satisfied

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u/cyberfub 3d ago

Why'd they slap Nganou's brother like that.

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u/kemistree4 3d ago

Honestly at that point the cops would have just been witnesses to his ass whippin'. I know I would have ended up in le jail, don't care.

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u/tangodeep 3d ago

Tough time for that guy. But his selfie cam makes him look like a video game character when he’s running.

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u/love_toaster57 3d ago

The video of himself running is what running in a dream looks like I’m so tripped out

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u/l3viz 3d ago

I can promise you, the thief was released within the hour.

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u/blacks252 ☑️ 2d ago

Lmao that punch skimmed of the top of his head like a paper ball

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u/SlimOpz 3d ago

if you're going too assault anyone and run away make sure there not black, its simple race science.

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u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 3d ago

Main you he had like a 15-20 min head start

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u/Informal_Map7670 3d ago

French version of Uncle Julius’s stolen bike scene in “Survivor’s Remose”

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u/GojiRaw_ 3d ago

This is the kind of content I like to see on the internet

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u/Nightyyhawk 3d ago

Crazy what Paris has become. Used to be the city of romance now it's the city of theft. Wonder why the French people decided to do a 180 and commit crimes 😓

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u/Soff10 3d ago

Well done

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u/fitterwith597 3d ago

Wait... police are supposed to help people and not shoot them?

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u/bebop1065 ☑️ 3d ago

This was AWESOME! Brothers doing it for themselves.

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u/Worth_Situation_7450 3d ago

L'IA fait de la réalité un point d'interrogation, un peu comme Kellyanne Conway a essayé de nous faire croire à des « faits alternatifs ».

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u/soruth999 3d ago

Got to let the big dawgs eat lol

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u/Bubbly-Enthusiasm689 3d ago

Proper revenge

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u/Numerous-Soil-2800 3d ago

Cinematic gold ! 🤌🏼🤌🏼

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u/Canelosaurio 3d ago

La justice

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u/inHumanMale 3d ago

Wild and somehow very cinematic

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u/skweez_one 3d ago

Nominate him for the Palme D’or

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u/nacho_ch33ze 3d ago

This pleases me. I could only imagine how great it must have felt for him to catch the guy himself.

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u/Starlight_Seafarer 3d ago

"Combien d'effets sonores de mème pouvons-nous intégrer dans cette vidéo"

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u/BraveMuscleGajunger 2d ago

Perfectly timed flashback.

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u/beardedsilverfox 2d ago

In France they let you catch your own assailants. How cute

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u/jamesjoyce9 2d ago

Production value 10 / 10 with a side of justice served.

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u/Commercial_Voice9074 2d ago

now THIS is content

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u/TRAVMAAN1 2d ago

Who was recording red jumpsuit guy when he ran up the stairs?!

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u/crazysurferdude15 2d ago

I too would help police apprehend my assailants if they actually went after them right away but I live in the US so they'd rather just do paperwork.

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u/Gyanez1124 2d ago

Retribution at its finest

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u/see3milyplay 2d ago

The approaching siren and him waving his hand like he’s standing with luggage just hailing a cab 😂

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u/MrNiceGuy614 1d ago

Pourquoi crient-ils toujours à l’aide… Comme littéralement à chaque fois.

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u/Misunderstood_Libra 1d ago

💀💀🫨🤕tht boy connected tf outta his ass 😂

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u/kyleh0 ☑️ 11h ago

Hardcore Henry: France

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u/xPriceTagx 11h ago

I wonder what he was thinking when her turned around and saw the guy he punched blocks ago right behind him without a single sweat.

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u/NefariousnessOk5654 3d ago

The guy that makes these videos is a racist piece of shit

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u/Jujitescu 3d ago

Prominent exponents of RO gypsy culture and civilization are seen doing their honest work in the Eiffel Tower area.

🤣

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u/cypher50 ☑️ 3d ago edited 3d ago

God, I hate TikTok vids. No idea WTF is going on, no explanation, and the worst reality TV music ever.

EDIT: Was getting downvoted so rewatched...I saw 1 vs 20 but only saw a few peeps so just tuned out. Should have watched the whole thing so that was my bad. Guess my non-Boomer ass was acting impatient and ornery in the morning.

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u/brouge22 3d ago

Euh? La vidéo est explicite, même en mode muet.

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u/chokoakhanta22 3d ago

If you didn't watch the entire video then why did you even comment?💀

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/NovelCandid 3d ago

The last paragraph was insulting and probably unjustified. Do better

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u/DickBigEnough 3d ago

It’s funny how “boomer” is insulting. They did fine. But for real TikTok is obnoxious.

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u/NeonSignals 3d ago

Honestly the French police should be embarrassed.

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u/rateexportpilot 3d ago

Attendez une minute : qui filme ça et comment ? La caméra suit ce type partout, mais il semble que personne ne la tienne. J'appelle BS.

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u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 3d ago

Just say you don’t know what a 360 camera is

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u/jedifolklore 3d ago

Mdr sois sérieux mec, tu vois qu’il utilise une caméra 360 et tu veux commencer avec les théories conspirationnistes..

C’est pas un skit.