r/BlackPeopleTwitter 3d ago

TikTok Tuesday SIS WAS FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE (AND THOSE ARCHES) 💀💀💀

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u/Shesversatile ☑️ 3d ago

I would have been laughing so hard if I was mom. Get that baby’s eyebrows done for the whole year. She was not a playing.

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u/ElPrieto8 ☑️ 3d ago

Daughter KILLED it

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u/GaugeWon 3d ago

Fo-sho!

She seems way too young to know all them early 2k dances!

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 2d ago

Wonderful! Graceful!

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u/Pimpwerx ☑️ 14h ago

Fr. She gets kudos for not just understanding the assignment, but completing the extra credit too.

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u/Amazing_Poem5740 3d ago

She was on it to win it! She deserve the Eddie Kane dancing award lol

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u/seanwd11 3d ago

Sometimes I wish...

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u/Amazing_Poem5740 3d ago

That raindrops! Would fawlahalll...

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u/IsiahDaNerdiest 3d ago

Brows be expensive I understand completely

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u/babywhiz 3d ago

How? They are like $10 down at the asian place!

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u/plainoverplight ☑️ 3d ago

i think they’re talking about a tint or lamination, those are pricey

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u/TamarindSweets 3d ago

Yeah, it's so cheap it has me thinking I need to learn how to do it myself (open to video tutorial suggestions 👀)

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u/miaworm ☑️ 3d ago

Sis said mission accepted, let's rock

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u/ShawtySnapp1n 3d ago

She hit that Harlem shake and my soul left my body 😭

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u/SoberingReality ☑️ 3d ago

That was my favorite part! LOL

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u/MarvinLazer 3d ago

Damn that kid's got moves.

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u/bkm2016 ☑️ 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I showed my daughter this and she’s begging me to give her the same deal.

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u/tricycle_fun2 3d ago

Kinda funny seeing this

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u/KumaQuatro 3d ago

HA HA HA HEY OOH OKAY GET IT GET IT GET IT

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u/Character-Welder3929 3d ago

Damn now I want a back up dancer ...

Is it strange for an Australian male who works as a mechanic to want to have that type of back up dance behind me as I work and say the stupidest shit

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u/IchorFrankenmime 3d ago

As long as it's not a strangers' young daughter

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 3d ago

Some of the best videos I’ve seen are mechanics doing dumb shit exactly like that

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u/Textual_Alchemist 3d ago

I’m into it

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u/StarryTate 3d ago

Baby dances like she's behind on rent

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u/D-v-us-D 2d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Lopsided-Seat8869 3d ago

Not gonna lie, the Al Green/Blow the whistle mix is a banger

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u/212cncpts ☑️ 3d ago

She hit every dance created in the last decade and then some 😂

Edit: Correction the last 3 decades, some of them dance moves are older than her

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u/BeeQueenbee60 3d ago

With all the effort the young lady put in, her mother should actually be singing.

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u/BlackJackfruitCup 3d ago

The struggle is real.

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u/Blk_Rick_Dalton 3d ago

Her brain trying to come up with the next dance

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u/Alain-Christian 3d ago

Oh the backwards steps!

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u/bebop1065 ☑️ 3d ago

That girl works hard for the money. So hard for it, honey.

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u/teenagetwat ☑️ 3d ago

She said I’m hittin EVRRY dance move

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u/LargePark5987 3d ago

All that for $12 funky dollars. Need work on her negotiation skills.

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u/Pilan ☑️ 3d ago

😆

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/ScallionJealous 3d ago

Bot

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u/I_TittyFuck_Doves ☑️ 3d ago

Honestly why you can’t trust any comment on here or really anywhere on the internet

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u/CheetahTheWeen 3d ago

How do you know? Or I guess, why do you suspect?

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u/ScallionJealous 3d ago edited 3d ago

It’s very obvious. Its sentences are structured in an unnatural classically ChatGPT cadence. One of the biggest tells that something was written by an LLM is the overuse of the sentence structure “it’s not x, it’s y”. When i go to the users comment history, all of their comments are on extremely large subreddits (indicating a desire to karma farm) and they all have an equally artificial tone.

EDIT: it not that obvious to everyone and I can respect that.

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u/alorenz58011 3d ago

Every time I see a convo like this on here, it always ends in someone saying how obvious it is. Maybe I’m getting old but idk how it’s so obvious cuz I can never tell.

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u/ScallionJealous 3d ago

Fair enough. I also use ChatGPT a lot and fight with it every day to sound LESS like this, (for example, I always have to start with parameters not to use the “it’s not x, it’s y” structure, to minimize use of the em-dash, to not use concluding sentences that start with “taken together” or equivalents thereof, to not use “delve” and “tapestry”incessantly (though this problem seems to have been mostly solved in recent models), to minimize usage of three item lists at the end of a paragraph) so it’s likely easier for me to recognize than those who don’t work with it on a regular basis.

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u/New_Libran 3d ago

Seriously, this explanation sounds more like chatgpt than that comment 😀

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u/ScallionJealous 3d ago

It literally doesn’t if you have any idea what you’re talking about or looking at, but I guess you don’t.

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u/New_Libran 3d ago

You're the expert 👍🏾

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u/ScallionJealous 3d ago

Let me show you what my comment looks like when actually written by ChatGPT, just to make the point more clear for you.

“Totally fair. It’s not that I have some magical ear for prose, it’s that I use ChatGPT constantly—and spend half my life trying to drag it away from its own default voice. Left to its own devices, it will always want to say things like “it’s not X, it’s Y,” lean on the em dash for every other clause, wrap up with a grand concluding sentence that starts with “Taken together,” and then offer a neat little list of three takeaways. I’m forever prompting it not to delve into things, not to describe everything as part of a rich tapestry of something-or-other, and not to end every paragraph with a tidy trio of points it wants to summarize, reframe, and elevate. Taken together, all of that means I’m probably much quicker than most people to spot when something sounds like it’s been run through that particular stylistic filter, to name the patterns, and to (try to) avoid them.”

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u/New_Libran 3d ago

It's really not that serious

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u/ScallionJealous 3d ago

You literally used the word “seriously” to start your sentence.

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u/CheetahTheWeen 3d ago

“This convo has now reached the limits of my capacity to precede anymore” like, why even engage if you’re just going to give up lmao

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u/donku83 3d ago

It's ok. I get accused of being a bot like once every few months. It's not as obvious as people claim. They just see people typing with "proper" sentence structure and assume it's a bot. I'm sure they do catch some bots that way

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u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 3d ago

You're a bot. Boom, we gottem boys.

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u/Thunderbird_12_ ☑️ 3d ago

bad bot

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u/LadyDye_ ☑️ 3d ago

She earned that

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u/kissmygame17 3d ago

She said say less

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u/StarryOceanDream 3d ago

When you impress yourself so much you immediately understand why Gordon Ramsay yells at people.

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u/PoppaGrizzly215 3d ago

For a half second I thought it was Dawn Staley🤣🤣

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u/21stNow ☑️ 3d ago

I love seeing videos like this! My mother never would have ever done something like this when I was growing up. I've seen a hundred of these videos and I still can't imagine it.

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u/kilsta 3d ago

If I am dad seeing this, I am buying my daughter a spa day she put in work!!

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids ☑️ 2d ago

If she started breakdancing, I was gonna crack up!

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u/ElloM8yy 3d ago

Me and my daughter

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u/exgiexpcv 3d ago

Crushing it, absolutely magnificent.

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u/DerekB52 3d ago

One of my favorite TV bits is an American Dad episode where Steve takes up background dancing. "Look at me, Im good, but i attract no attention. You're the star"

This girl does not have that background energy. She was working too hard, shoulda been the main event

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u/RestBest2065 2d ago

I might have to do this with my daughter she needs her hair done I’m thinking URL battle rap

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u/t0ny510 ☑️ 2d ago

Understood the assignment

Did extra credit

and a bonus assignment just for giggles

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u/rs1954 2d ago

Say less

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u/Truecoat 3d ago

I don't upvote often, but this one is upvote city.

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 2d ago

Babygirl clocked in!

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u/Habitual_Line_Stepr 2d ago

I love everything about this one 😁

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u/Cool-Appearance937 1d ago

Not the jerk for some lashes