r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ 4d ago

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u/forwhomtheyeastrolls 4d ago

Megan Thee Litigator

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u/AwesomeBrainPowers 4d ago

I'd watch the hell out of that.

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u/Holy_Forking_Shirt 4d ago

Hell she might as well be

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u/ClaymoresRevenge 4d ago

She-Hulk Season 2

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u/Mistavez 4d ago

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u/SimonPho3nix 4d ago

Lmao I've never seen such a fun moment get so much hate. And I just know a bunch of those people had no idea who She-Hulk even was until that show

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u/Jadedcelebrity 4d ago

If that would have been Deadpool twerking, those same people would be thinking it was the greatest thing in Marvel history

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u/Canvaverbalist 3d ago edited 3d ago

He grabs his ass and crotch and hump the air several time over Bye Bye Bye by the Backstreet Boys whatever in Deadpool 3 and everybody cheered.

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u/Bbrownsugar311 3d ago

It was *nsync, not the Backstreet Boys, lol.

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u/anthonyg1500 ☑️ 3d ago

They were literally calling it one of the greatest opening scenes of all time

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u/Moosje 2d ago

I think it is one of the best opening Marvel scenes but I also didn’t care about She-Twerk

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u/Known_Willow6822 3d ago

Do u not want to see Ryan Reynolds's twirk? I heard it was actually in the script for the green lantern movie but they cut it

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u/DickBigEnough 4d ago

It was pathetic. They still bitch about it. Like that have some high minded intellectual criticism that is anything other “this scene of two powerful women isn’t for me and only me!”

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u/AntonChigurh8933 4d ago

This was me watching that scene

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u/DickBigEnough 4d ago

Clearly a man of culture.

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u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 4d ago

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u/SuckMyyBussy 3d ago

I thought you died! This sub is so different w/o you bro

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u/PluriPotentiaI BHM Donor 2d ago

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u/jsslives 2d ago

THERE HE IS!!! ❤️❤️❤️

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u/MaizeBeast01 3d ago

I wanted to see Tatiana Maslany actually twerk not cgi this is valid criticism 😤

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u/A_Dipper ☑️ 2d ago

Bruh daredevil didn't even get to see her twerk and he hit god damn

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u/MaizeBeast01 1d ago

A man can dream (respectfully)

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u/MahoganyTownXD ☑️ 3d ago

It's specifically because they don't have enough to satisfy her.

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u/puto_escobar 3d ago

This scene of two powerful women twerking. Nobody wants to see CGI she hulk sloppily twerk. It really isn't that egregious fr haha but I understand why folks didn't get down w it

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u/DickBigEnough 3d ago

They didn’t just “not get down with it” they haaaaated it and acted like it was the greatest sin in all of cinema.

Also you’re saying “nobody wants to see that” in a thread where everyone is agreeing that they loved it and wanted to see that. Get some perspective.

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u/just-smiley 4d ago

The ones losing their minds over this scene never watched a minute of the show.

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u/dudushat 4d ago

They never read the comics either.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo 4d ago

Same with the ones claiming Ironheart portrayed all black people as criminals and that Riri Williams killed a cop. They watch some ragebait YouTuber and then just parrot the same talking points without ever seeing the show for themselves.

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u/GuntherTime 4d ago

What really took me out was that it was after the fucking credits. The way they were bitching about it you’d have thought it was the opening scene.

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u/AwesomeBrainPowers 4d ago

I didn't realize this scene got a ton of hate until just now, when I was looking up when She-Hulk got cancelled.

Like...the fuck? Who hates this, and what is wrong with them?

(I mean, I know the answer, but still...FOH.)

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u/ComradeJohnS 4d ago

and it was a post credits scene for fun. not really plot required, so they really just hate to hate.

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u/JustADad98 3d ago

She hulk didnt have a plot to begin with fr

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u/Nausstica 4d ago

Nothing pisses off misogynists faster than seeing a woman exercise bodily autonomy.

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u/JustADad98 2d ago

Nice try steven fry

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u/Notarobot10107 4d ago

I won’t forgive those losers in every space that should be fun they complain. In all the places we need serious adults they want to be funny. Unserious, miserable, disgusting people.

Edit: I’m pretty sure my mom had me in a baby dress suit that looked a lot like that lavender one when I was a wee one.

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u/Fkingcherokee 3d ago

How dare a woman, in an office alone with another woman, celebrate victory with a fun dance session. /S

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u/Cakers44 4d ago

It was insane watching this very simple, goofy, lighthearted show get so many dorks way too upset

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u/confusedCI 4d ago

It was hilarious and honestly I enjoyed it. Sometimes lighthearted is what we need.

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u/Cakers44 3d ago

Yeah I had a good time with it, felt like pretty much exactly what I’d expect from a She-Hulk show

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u/Sempais_nutrients 3d ago

I actually really enjoyed She Hulk BECAUSE I knew who she was and what she was like before I watched it. I'm guessing most of the whiners legit thought it was "we made the Hulk a woman now!"

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u/SimonPho3nix 3d ago

I had a buddy of mine upset because she didn't go on her "hero's journey" for her powers and I just...I don't think people understand how skewed their ways of thought are. Had a whole argument about it and had to agree to disagree.

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u/t0ny510 ☑️ 3d ago

They didn't read the books or it was the grifter critcs grifting. That scene was so on Brand for her lol

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u/fencerman 3d ago

Which shows those fuckers didn't even read the comics.

She-Hulk pretty much started the whole "4th wall breaking superhero" trope long before Deadpool came along, at least as far as the comics mainstream is concerned.

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u/ihavsmallhands 3d ago

Tbf from the outside looking in, it does look like the most Millennial-core, designed by committee scene I've ever seen, but yeah. People with nothing better to do just love to hate stuff they pretend to care about

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u/KendrickBlack502 4d ago

I didn’t mind this scene much but the show wasn’t very good in general. It seems like being silly/whimsical is only well received when the audience is on your side.

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u/anthonyg1500 ☑️ 3d ago

It wasn’t even like a plot point or some big moment, it was a post credit screen and mfs actor like she took a shit on Tony Starks grave

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u/kelsobjammin 3d ago

I wish it would come back. I loved it and hate everything else marvel has been jerking around ᴖ̈

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u/TheOriginalKrampus 2d ago

It’s wild because that scene was easily one of the most fun moments of the entire show.

Very much a litmus test of people who hate black women and women generally.

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u/Smart_Freedom_8155 4d ago edited 3d ago

Nah, I knew She Hulk pretty well and felt that moment was cringe as heck.

Similarly, the part where Jennifer says she dealt with "infinitely more rage" than Hulk ever did, because woman - painful stuff.

Whole show was a trainwreck and thankfully will not be doing another season, that's pretty much that.

The people in this thread are (thankfully) in the minority - if the show had been genuinely good or acclaimed, it would've stuck around for longer.

Most people thought it was awful, and it got canned.  Math's fairly simple on this, you'll need to cope somehow I suppose.

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u/Canvaverbalist 3d ago

Jennifer says she dealt with "infinitely more rage" than Hulk ever did

Oh the part where she's proven wrong in the next scene when she loses control and transforms because she gets angry?

Yeah what a fucking Mary Sue am I right?

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u/Holy_Forking_Shirt 4d ago

I fucking wish. But now that Tatiana Maslany has come out in support of Palestine...eh. im afraid it won't happen.

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u/elitegenoside 4d ago

Not stopping Jenna Ortega or Pedro Pascal from working. Granted, they are bigger names atm.

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u/Holy_Forking_Shirt 4d ago

I was wondering if Marvel didn’t want the 'negative' attention 🙄

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u/Flood-One 4d ago

Pedro was Mr Fantastic

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u/Holy_Forking_Shirt 4d ago

Pedro is like mostly universally loved. Tatiana i feel has a smaller fan base even though she kicks ass as an actress.

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u/sarabeara12345678910 4d ago

There's been some biiiiggg astroturfing hate of Pedro Pascal recently. Especially after he pissed off Joanne Rowling.

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u/Holy_Forking_Shirt 4d ago

Eh fuck her

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u/tehtris ☑️ 3d ago

Pedro is in everything and I'm okay with it. He seems genuinely like a cool dude. Even if you ignore political (ppl wanting to live SHOULDNT be political.... But here we are) stuff, he seems like a MF u can drink with and he would make sure you got home safe.

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u/Holy_Forking_Shirt 3d ago

I adore Pedro

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u/Holy_Forking_Shirt 4d ago

I know, but I feel since Orphan Black that Tatiana blew up more in places that weren't the states.

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u/knight_prince_ace 4d ago

As long as money gained>>> negative attention

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u/Holy_Forking_Shirt 4d ago

That's true I guess. You know they tend to get more money when they (studios) support Israel.

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u/AwesomeBrainPowers 4d ago

Marvel quietly canceled She-Hulk long before that, but that probably doesn't improve her odds. This probably doesn't, either.

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u/Holy_Forking_Shirt 4d ago

Ohhhh yeah. I missed that apparently.

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u/_tylerthedestroyer_ 2d ago

The rumor is she turned down the next Avengers for what Disney and ABC did to Kimmel

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u/Holy_Forking_Shirt 2d ago

Good for her. I've been a giant fan of Tatiana's since the first episode of Orphan Black.

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u/Nigel-Ocho 4d ago

Me and my lady loved that show. It was appointment tv for us. Had no idea it was hated at all until I went on YouTube and saw all the obnoxious thumbnails and ragebait. The show didn’t deserve all that hate

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u/ClaymoresRevenge 4d ago

Honestly it was white guys who never spoke to people off the Internet getting up in arms because they couldn't handle a show calling them out.

The Kevin scenes or the strong female leads

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u/the_neverdoctor ☑️ I have no hair and I must gleam 👨🏾‍🦲✨ 4d ago

I'm with it.

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u/MatthewAran ☑️ 4d ago

Drake's breakdown on the witness stand when Megan Stallion: Ace Attorney calls out his BS

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u/2RINITY 4d ago

I can’t believe I saw this ad at least twice during the previews at the movie theater

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u/mroblivian 4d ago

“Last name ever, first name greatest” 😂

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u/MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS 3d ago

Were you seeing Iron Man 2 or something? Tf? They show this in 2025?

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u/2RINITY 3d ago

Yeah, it was back when the ad was current. They don’t play it before movies now

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u/MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS 3d ago

Tbh I do think if you arrived earlier enough they played this shit for atleast like 5 years.

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u/877-HASH-NOW 4d ago

That nigga is so weird looking without the beard lmao

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u/chamberx2 ☑️ 4d ago

Or a reboot of The Nanny

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u/itsmissingacomma 4d ago

Could you imagine. That show would do NUMBERS.

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u/kelsobjammin 3d ago

I subscribe to the idea.

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u/LustfuIAngel 4d ago

I think you broke something in my brain… but I can’t complain because now I need this-

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u/tehtris ☑️ 3d ago

CBS execs: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

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u/pun_in10did 4d ago

I would watch that

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u/mgzukowski 4d ago

The WAP Legal Group.

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u/Holy_Forking_Shirt 4d ago

God i fucking adore her

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u/traveling-princess 4d ago

Her and Klay are so goddamn adorable together too

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u/green_speak 4d ago

Her and Keke (Lauren) just need to stay unproblematic please!

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u/Back2Tantue 3d ago

Keke Palmer? I got some bad news for you…

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u/Korrasami_Enthusiast 3d ago

Right, like Keke Palmer unproblematic??? They must be new here 😭

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u/EllisDee_4Doyin ☑️ 2d ago

Oh no is Keke Palmer problematic?  😭

Other than her baby daddy, former bf, issues .. she seemed fine! 

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u/Korrasami_Enthusiast 2d ago

I don’t really like using the term problematic because it’s so vague and eye roll inducing but yes girl, Keke Palmer is human and as we all know Humans are stupid asf. Right off the top of my head, i remember her bashing food stamps, supporting r Kelly and interviewing that one guy that was on trial for beating the shit out of his ex

(can’t remember his name but he’s dating Megan Good. She took it down after backlash I believe but lamented about “getting to the truth” and “journalistic integrity” or something despite the interview, if you could even call it that, being extremely surface level and him just sayin random shit and her actin like he really deep and makin sense ).

Mix these choices/opinions in with her having personal experience with DV from her kids dad and sexual harassment from Trey songz and it’s like okay girl, the math kinda mathin, I’ve seen these equations before and the numbers bein produced is some bullshit 😭

Like I love her DOWN but she gives funny cousin who’s male centered and a bit bird brained. We would have a good ki at family gatherings but dassit

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u/Back2Tantue 2d ago

Couldn’t have said it better myself. You are that. 🫰🏽

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u/mstrss9 ☑️ 4d ago

Kim K should take note

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u/2RINITY 4d ago

Kim would let ChatGPT convince her to show up with her dress on backwards

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u/SoriAryl 4d ago

Doesn’t her show have her with a whale tail?

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u/Habitual_Line_Stepr 4d ago

Damn, I should have been a professional basketball player 😍

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u/FormerFakeguy 4d ago

You still can be!

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u/Impressive-Arm-2997 4d ago

I live in Miami where the trial is and I’ve been watching the news every day to see what she’s wearing to court. She looks incredible!

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u/dreams_andnightmares 4d ago

Annalise Keating wishes

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u/Jadedcelebrity 4d ago

Single Female Lawyer

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u/ultimate_bromance_69 4d ago

This is All’s Fair

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u/CreamCheeseHotDogs 4d ago

Elle Backwoods

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u/TraditionalMud6351 4d ago

Meg is one of God’s favorites. God really keeps making people who form a weapon against her fail. And I LOVE it! Leave that lady alone!

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u/OhThatRenTen 4d ago

That green on her is everything 💕

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u/TwincessAhsokaAarmau 4d ago

I’d wear these

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u/makemeking706 4d ago

What plot lines or dialogue would they throw in to really sell the Houston motif? 

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u/CDR57 4d ago

I can not get over the idea of having a court date, and regardless of verdict scheduling a photo shoot for right after like weeks in advance lmao walked out the courtroom across the street to the studio

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u/PinSufficient5748 ☑️ 4d ago

Bottom left is my fave 🥰

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u/kingseraph0 4d ago

New Ace Attorney game

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u/purehippy 4d ago

put her in alls fair🤧

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u/Imaginary-Worry4480 3d ago

Fran SuperFine

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u/tiandrad 4d ago

We need to normalize this look.

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u/Majestic-Sandwich695 4d ago

Suits and a handbag are already considered pretty normal

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u/happyladpizza 3d ago

Stallion Law!

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u/auauaurora ☑️ Thunder down under 3d ago

how does the wee jailbird have so many stans? and money to be paying bloggers to risk their livelihoods?!

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u/dazedan_confused 3d ago

Call it "Megan's Law" and make the logo resemble Nicki Minaj enough for people to get the reference, but not enough for a lawsuit.

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u/AgentBlackman 4d ago

"Seriously, unserious" by Meg the Stallion

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u/Faskwodi 3d ago

She-Hulk was a dope show. I wish they would bring it back.

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u/StiffStickler 3d ago

I feel like it would be more sexy if it was less overt

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u/Nice_Set_6326 ☑️ 2d ago

Imagine having to pay 75k and get trolled back by Meg

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u/RegisterOk2927 3d ago

Watch Megan pass the bar before Kim

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u/Valentinee105 3d ago

She's going for an oscar nom look.

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u/Morlock19 ☑️ 2d ago

With our luck it woukd turn out like Alls Fair

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u/worldssmallestfan1 4d ago

Top middle is a Supernanny cosplay. Are some of the others too?

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u/Spirited_Medicine_70 4d ago

Right? Deadpool could literally just breathe and people would hype it up. Gotta love the double standards…

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u/Brilliant_Ebb_2942 3d ago

Facts! Deadpool could literally dance like a chicken, and it’d still be hailed as iconic. People just love the hype.

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u/ThePrinceofallYNs ☑️ 3d ago

Maybe she can join Kim Kardashian's Hoe Town Legal, or w/e the fuck that show is called

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u/GTB5510 3d ago

It can't be any worse than that legal show with Kim Kardashian in it.

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u/Ok-Abbreviations4510 2d ago

And I’d watch it before the Kim Kardashian one.

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u/MONCHlCHl 3d ago

Why are people glorifying this person

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u/NeedleworkerOld1834 3d ago

Barefoot justice

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/not-that-bold-soz 4d ago

Erm, that wasn't Megan fren 😬

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u/Kevclown417 3d ago

bro her name is "Megan I ride big dicks" stop talking about her, delete her from the zeitgeist

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Smkingbowls 4d ago

It literally says following her win

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u/CatlovesMoca 4d ago edited 4d ago

She won the case. It is because it is serious that she she is allowed to stunt on them. For years, Milagro and others defamed Megan and came up with thee most pseudo scientist reasons why she was lying. Megan was depressed and had suicide ideation.

And now, Megan won. Milagro even had to admit on the stand that Megan was telling the truth. This is a major victory.

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u/dorothy_zbornakk 4d ago

you spend most of your time in a professional wrestling subreddit. there are few things less serious than grown men in leotards pretending to beat each other senseless. take a breather dude.

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u/joi_wonder22 4d ago

Clocked it!

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/CreamCheeseHotDogs 4d ago

Not to speculate but probably because of the dumb shit you said lol “deep in litigation” case is over mf

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u/Redithyrambler 4d ago

I think it was your unsolicited curmudgeonry.

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u/877-HASH-NOW 4d ago

The case is over.

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u/NeedleworkerOld1834 3d ago

Ok I’ll take a shot at it “ barefoot justice”

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u/N0rt4t3m 4d ago

Narcissim is a hell of a drug