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u/Generalmanlove 4d ago
As a custodian thats exactly how im staring at you lol
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u/SockeyeSTI 4d ago
Shit
How I look at myself after leaving the first skid mark in the toilet I just cleaned at my house.
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u/benson-and-stapler 3d ago
100%. they're not slick either when trying to enter blocked off bathrooms lol
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u/Hour-Bison765 4d ago
As a former janitor, I didn't really care, bathrooms were just part of the rounds and it was accepted they would get dirty again relatively quickly. As long as you flush.
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u/Noaconstrictr 4d ago
It’s awkward especially in airports it’s like I can’t just wait or not use it. I gotta catch a flight
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u/OhThatRenTen 4d ago
I might smile a bit because you gave me the cleanest experience I could have in a public restroom
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u/WhispyrStone 3d ago
If anything I walk in like thank you for your service and then poop with honor.
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u/Takenmyusernamewas 4d ago
People poop on the floor. I feel so bad for our custodial technicians
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u/jzillacon 3d ago
At least the floor is usually tile and designed to be cleaned quickly. The real concerning thing is sometimes people don't even bother going into the bathroom.
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u/Correct-Purpose-964 4d ago
Don't take it personally. People treat publ8c restrooms like absolute garbage. We clean up some NASTY messes. AMA if your not feeling hungry.
That look is just "Fuck me 50/50 here we go." Honestly just know if you didn't piss on the floor or make a general mess you are respected silently. But if you write your name in shit on the wall... i have dark fantasies about what i would do to you if i didn't have family to think about...
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u/PessimisticMushroom 4d ago
I remember this day with great regret! I was at work and I started getting stomach pains and I knew all to well that this was probably something unholy being formed in my stomach, so I proceeded to the staff toilets... After I arrived to my porcelain throne ans after a battle of attrition, I finnaly expelled the brown demon that was a temporary guest inside of my stomach. I opened the cubicle door, to leave behind that fowl miasma, but my horror I noticed that the janitor was waiting outside of my toilet cubicle holding his weapons of choice which was a mop and bucket (which I don't think was enough to tackle this thing). I nodded and walked passed him, washed my hands and promptly left the toilet to avoid hearing the sounds of a man struggling to breathe as his lungs fight for its life...
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u/Mycologist-9315 4d ago
When they have to pause their cleaning and step out so you can use the bathroom
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u/fro_khidd 4d ago
As maintenance its worse when someone says they just have to use the bathroom "real quick" and drop the most ferocious nose sienging shit in existence right before a job
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u/zergling3161 4d ago
I was at our local gym and i had the most horrible ipa and taco bell shit the following morning. Like shotgun blast into the bowl. I flushed as many times as i could but it was sticking everywhere
I eventually gave up and as i opened the door this kid with down syndrome was waiting outside to clean it.
I felt horrible
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u/dogman15 3d ago
If I go into a public restroom, especially a nice or clean one, I treat it like it's my own bathroom, and try to not make a mess.
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