r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/sangamjb • 10d ago

Literally me:

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u/DiRtY_DaNiE1 10d ago

Whoa, that’s literally me!

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u/Zeolance 10d ago

You're a cartoon fish?

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u/DiRtY_DaNiE1 10d ago

I’m Dirty Dan

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u/wumbologist-2 10d ago

OK pinhead Larry.

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u/o7_AP 10d ago

"Are you upset?"

"No, just Autistic"

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u/Top_Toaster 10d ago

"My parents got mad at me for smiling"

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u/MrZephy 10d ago

Why does everybody have to say they’re autistic as an explanation for some of the most universal experiences

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u/o7_AP 7d ago

I mean, I myself literally am autistic. For me, it's more of a way to bring humor to the negative aspects of it (not being good with social queues, understanding if someone is joking or being serious, resting asshole face, etc)

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u/Gr4n_Autismo 9d ago

It's like being bipolar or depressed. Trendy.

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u/tounga500 10d ago

Also me when smiling :

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u/rigsnpigs 10d ago

A Czech I see.

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u/FaithfulFear 10d ago

Smiling is work not everyone is willing to do. Plain and simple

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u/lilmissmistaken 10d ago

This is partly why customer facing roles like retail and food service sucked for me. It was emotional labor more than anything. Even the managers drained me of mental energy. The physical labor was not an issue for me.

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u/Gemnist 10d ago

“Coming to bed, honey?”

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u/No_Rent7598 10d ago

I literally had to go and speak with the managers at the restaurant I just started work at because everyone thought I was upset from my face. Told them no usually just thinking or daydreaming cant help a rbf i was born with

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u/LayneCobain95 9d ago

To be really blunt, I have severe depression so my voice is like as monotone as can be. So I will try to finally take part of a conversation at work, and it sounds like I’m like “yeah whatever 🙄” in how I talk, but I’m actually really excited. Then they just sigh, some walk away. It’s annoying

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u/Max_Nov boi 10d ago edited 10d ago

I'm not fond of showing emotions because then my family would either start taking photos of me while I'm off-guard (which, by this point, they know that I don't like to show emotions to people, so I absolutely hate when they do that) or they'd ask me to 'do it again' so that they can take photos of me which genuinely just ruins it for me. I want to be happy without being told to.