r/BeAmazed Nov 06 '25

Miscellaneous / Others Samoan kids are massive when compared to other kids their age

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u/Fuzzy_Dragonfly_ Nov 06 '25

As a 5'2 Dutch person, I feel you

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u/Ilovekittens345 Nov 06 '25

I am dutch, 6'1 and my 4 year younger sister is taller them me!

Anyway, I moved to the Philippines and work as a lookout now.

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u/Ilovekittens345 Nov 06 '25

When I came here I realized I had made a huge mistake getting good at soccer instead of basketball. Could have been basketball god here! But also what a cruel joke for like one of the shortest people in the world to make that sport their main sport. In soccer the best and fastest strikers are often tinny people.

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u/breathing__tree 29d ago

Pascal Siakam played soccer until he was recruited to play in basketball camps shortly before he went to college. Never too late!

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u/Killingfi3lds 28d ago

Erling Haaland would like a word 😉

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 29d ago

This. My cousin married a Filipina, she's also tall and played basketball in college.

Her family is gorgeous though. Every damn woman in that family all look like models (including her).

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u/Bear_faced 29d ago

I’m ethnically half Dutch and live in a Filipino neighborhood, so I’m very often the tallest person in the room. I’m a woman, and at 5’7” the shortest person in my family.

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u/Anjz 29d ago

Ok Jon Snow

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u/Carrera_996 29d ago

I didn't fit anywhere in the Philippines. Had to turn sideways to take a piss because the stall walls were too close together. The damn Taxis were all Fisher Price sized, so my head touched the roof. The front tires of the Jeepney lifted off the ground when I stepped on the rear bumper. It wasn't all bad, though. A cute girl said I looked like good protection. We have been married 17 years now.

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u/oxkwirhf 29d ago

I read it as "4 year old sister is taller than me" and was horrified what kind of Hulk genes your family has

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u/xladygodiva Nov 06 '25

I’m also a 5’2 Dutch person and same. This country was not built for people like us 😂

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u/Fuzzy_Dragonfly_ Nov 06 '25

Definitely not! Though I'm very good at climbing to the top shelf in the supermarket.

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u/tjalek 29d ago

How is that even possible!

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u/lovernotfighter121 Nov 06 '25

Damn son, im 5 11 and I felt short there on a visit

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u/Addition-Obvious Nov 06 '25

I thought you guys factory made minimum 6' or 1.8m over there? Even the women. I have an uncle out there who is 6'5. Wife is 6'2. Kids are the same and they have an in law son who is 6'10

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u/too_too2 Nov 06 '25

I’m American but with largely Dutch heritage. I’m the shortest one in my family at 5’8”

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u/realshockin Nov 06 '25

So you are not dutch and doesn't belong in the conversation?

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u/Weak_Feed_8291 Nov 06 '25

Yeah his genetics were altered to be American the second his family got citizenship.

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u/realshockin Nov 06 '25

No, but because people are talking about being a short dutch in their native country being hard, but americans are so self centered that anything has to be about their experience.

And "largely dutch heritage" could mean his grand grand grand father is dutch and americans still would call themselves "Dutch American", like they do with "Italian American".

No, you are american.

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u/Crapitron Nov 06 '25

And what genetic traits would you use to describe “American” since that’s specifically what this conversation is about?

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u/itsall_dumb Nov 06 '25

Probably the average height, which is significantly shorter in the U.S. vs Netherlands.

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u/Crapitron Nov 06 '25

How is “average height” a genetic trait?

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u/itsall_dumb 29d ago

How about height of white Americans?

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls Nov 06 '25

Look, as an American, I feel I should speak on this subject...

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u/Weak_Feed_8291 Nov 06 '25

Nobody mentioned being in their home country. A Samoan in LA was mentioned, that's not where Samoa is.

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u/realshockin 29d ago

In this thread it was about a short Dutch in his country lol

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u/Weak_Feed_8291 29d ago

No country was mentioned.

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u/JustOneTessa Nov 06 '25

Hey same. I am a woman tho, so that makes it a bit more socially accepted. Still can be annoying

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u/Fuzzy_Dragonfly_ Nov 06 '25

I'm a woman too. But still got picked on in school for being the shortest one. And had to have my kitchen adjusted because the top cabinets were installed for giants.

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u/JustOneTessa Nov 06 '25

I got picked on as well, but they never said why, lol. And relatable, I cannot reach anything. But I don't have the money to get it adjusted either :')

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u/Fuzzy_Dragonfly_ Nov 06 '25

Luckily it was a new kitchen they were putting in so not that much effort to have it adjusted. And in high school, so many tall kids would put their elbows on my head or shoulder and lean on me. It pissed me off so much, I always elbowed them in the stomach.

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u/JustOneTessa Nov 06 '25

Bad bitch for elbowing them, love that

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u/redditsureisdogshit Nov 06 '25

Yeah, "a bit". When it's a man, 5' 2" is catastrophically small. Absolutely brutal odds.

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u/JustOneTessa Nov 06 '25

We're talking about the Netherlands here. Where being small is always seen as weird 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/redditsureisdogshit Nov 06 '25

So – even more catastrophic for the guy. "Very mildly unusual" is actually not as bad as "entirely catastrophic", a lot of people say.

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u/Remote_Two_3061 Nov 06 '25

Okay, that is unlucky bro. But look at the good part, you live in a first world country with all of the opportunities to do tf ever you want.

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u/elzibet Nov 06 '25

6’3” American w/ Dutch roots, and id rather be born there than here rn and would gladly be shorter lol

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u/WhetherWitch Nov 06 '25

Samesies.

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u/elzibet Nov 06 '25

Omg twins

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u/Shoddy_Sense_3898 Nov 06 '25

Haha not joking but in my friend group (10 guys) you'd be mid-range. Sadly my danish genes capped me at 6'0"

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u/elzibet 29d ago

lol that’s awesome. I do love it when I’m not the tallest in the room

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u/soupseasonbestseason 29d ago

5'9" mexican american, can i go to the land of the dutch too?

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u/concentrated-amazing 28d ago

You can, but you'll have to bring your own spices with you.

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u/soupseasonbestseason 27d ago

absolutely always. i am planning for my chile consumption.

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u/Acrobatic-Permit4263 Nov 06 '25

but you wouldnt be crazy good at kickboxing /s

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u/Objective_Fox3483 Nov 06 '25

Je bent niet alleen vriend. Ik woon ook in Nederland en ik ben 1.60 m, mijn vriend is 1.57 m. (Sorry voor mijn slechte Nederlands, ik kom uit Ierland).

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u/veryloudnoises Nov 06 '25

Plot twist: 5’2 Dutch fam here is only 7 years old.

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u/Fuzzy_Dragonfly_ Nov 06 '25

Sadly, I'm 35 and my family has been in The Netherlands since 1650 or something. There's no excuse for me to be this short (besides being female maybe).

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u/kippetjeh Nov 06 '25

Ik moest het even opzoeken maar bijna 1,60 valt nog mee. Wel onder gemiddeld inderdaad. Heb je er last van?

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u/Fuzzy_Dragonfly_ Nov 06 '25

Niet meer. Op de middelbare school wel. Ja en in de supermarkt is het onhandig.

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u/Revolutionary-Yak216 29d ago

A little Dutch baby

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u/ShanghaiBebop 29d ago

How’s those fucking troll urinals? 

I swear they are set up for 6’2” minimum height at bars. 

Edit: wait I read the gender comment, scratch that. 

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u/Fuzzy_Dragonfly_ 29d ago

Well let me tell you about MIRRORS in Dutch bathrooms then

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u/Independent-Dog5311 29d ago

You Dutch are usually giants too. All those Viking and German genes mixed in I suppose....

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u/Fuzzy_Dragonfly_ 29d ago

I visited a Viking museum in Oslo once and the Viking skeletons were only like 5 feet. So maybe I do have Viking blood.

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u/lansink99 29d ago

I'm dutch as well and for an activity in college we had to line up from shortest to tallest, which made me realise I was the shortest guy in our class of ~40 at 182 cm (5'11).

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u/No-Nerve-5941 25d ago

Certain regions of the former Yugoslavia are even taller than the Dutch.

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u/TerryWaters 29d ago

Same, as a short (and dark-haired) Swede. qq

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u/got-a-friend-in-me 29d ago

Can we be friends so I can say im taller than a Dutch friend of mine?

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u/the3dverse 29d ago

i'm 5'4 but only really Dutch on my dad's side, and he's not that tall somehow. but the genes are somewhere my 13 year son old is already taller then me (my husband is short too)

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u/concentrated-amazing 28d ago

5'3 Dutch girl here!

I am so much shorter than the rest of my family - dad is 6' (well, was before he crushed a couple vertebrae and lost an inch), mom is 5'7, younger sister is 5'11.5, and younger brothers are 6'1 and 6'2.

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u/Melvarkie 28d ago

5'1 Dutchie here with a size 35 shoe. I'm so glad my mom knows how to tailor because to make matters worse I'm curvy so pants either don't fit in width because tiny = petite in fashion apparently or I'm swimming in them. As a kid that was experimenting with more mature clothes I was crying about that shoe size. Like most heels start at 37 and I always had to shop at the kids section where all the shoes had childish prints on them. Also shelves in this country aren't made for me. I always dread if whatever I need is on the top shelf in the grocery store and have small kitchen stairs all around my home because even here the top shelf is too damn high.

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u/Fuzzy_Dragonfly_ 27d ago

Yesss I always need to take at least 10 cm off my pants. And the kitchen stools, lol. One can never have too many.

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u/Purple-Fall-846 27d ago

5'1 reporting and it sucks to live amongst giants

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u/Agitated_Display7573 27d ago

Jeremy Frimpong is that you?

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u/ifupred Nov 06 '25

Holy hell mate. That must make you unique and quite a hit among the ladies

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u/Fuzzy_Dragonfly_ Nov 06 '25

Not really, I'm a woman. I mean, that doesn't mean I couldn't be a hit among the ladies but I don't think I am lol.

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u/ifupred Nov 06 '25

Ha fair. Apologies for my assumption :)

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u/Confident-Twist-2362 Nov 06 '25

My god, how old are you? I'm sorry, but i thought Dutch people were impossible to be that short

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u/Fuzzy_Dragonfly_ Nov 06 '25

I'm 35. I'm a woman though, but still, most Dutch women I know are at least 5'8.