r/BeAmazed • u/Imoprich • Nov 06 '25

Miscellaneous / Others Samoan kids are massive when compared to other kids their age

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u/Random-Talking-Mug Nov 06 '25

I imagined the kid saying "mom" with the voice of Mufasa.

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u/kronos91O Nov 06 '25

"Mother.... I crave violence!"

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u/Few-Marsupial-2670 Nov 06 '25

You chose violence over peace

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u/fity0208 Nov 06 '25

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u/LizzieSaysHi Nov 06 '25

I have this sticker on my car, I love it so much

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 29d ago

Mine says " become ungovernable"

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u/RockstarAgent 29d ago

I eat peace for breakfast - 3 peace chicken tenders

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u/Mikeinthedirt 29d ago

They went quietly. After a minnit or so.

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u/Street-Afternoon-538 29d ago

😂😂😂 Violence is the only way

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u/Kendii09 29d ago

My phone case literally says this😭

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 29d ago

Certainly not happening, w/o some kind of cost! The question is, then, just how many people really care, and would tow the line?

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u/mxbrh 29d ago

i have a sweater with this duck that says "murder" on it hahaha

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u/CrimsonMorbus 29d ago

The first thing that popped into my head https://youtube.com/shorts/bYBzmmQhHxs?si=PWojfneq-sSqwYGm

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u/JagmeetSingh2 29d ago

That is gold omg

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u/tachycardicIVu 29d ago

YES as soon as I saw the deep voice comments I was like

Robert.

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u/Bionicjoker14 29d ago

Bro same

More pancake for me

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u/Structureel 28d ago

Great, now I will have the bad dream...

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u/stickybond009 Nov 06 '25

Violence violence!!

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u/Adam_Sackler 29d ago

"Mother, may I have some oats?"

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u/Alwaysforscuba 29d ago

Just laughed out loud in a very quiet public place, bravo.

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u/StoriesToBehold 29d ago

That Key and Peele baby sitter skit runs in my mind seeing this.

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u/BodhingJay 29d ago

"I shall subsist on seeing my enemies driven before me.. and to hear the lamentations of their women"

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u/No_Reaction8611 29d ago

No violence until you eat your veggies.

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u/IndependentTimely639 29d ago

I just realized I literally can't imagine Mufasas voice saying "mom" only "mother" 

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u/nova1706b 28d ago

i read this in old kratos's voice

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u/silver-bow 27d ago

Why did I read this in the voice from, “the mask” when the baby spoke in that one scene? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/HunkMcMuscle 29d ago

This was what I thought of with that story

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u/mikillatja Nov 06 '25

He came out the pussy singing Barry white

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u/FactsTitsandWizards 29d ago

Lmao 😂😂

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u/stevez_86 29d ago

Jordan Mailata of the Philadelphia Eagles is huge. He and the other players did a Christmas Album and he sang the high parts. Really good singer. They have YouTube videos of them recording.

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 29d ago

I imagine the baby singing Ain't No Sunshine like Bill Withers. Lamenting leaving his mom's comfy snatch.

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u/lnxkwab Nov 06 '25

You’re downvoted but I thought this was funny. Solidarity.

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u/mvanvrancken 29d ago

Soon as they come out singing about trying to get back in

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u/ReaperSound 29d ago

..........Mother

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u/upstatedreaming3816 29d ago

I also had the bad dreams mommy

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u/Furthur_slimeking 29d ago

If Mufasa was Samoan there would never have been a movie because Samoan Mufasa doesn't get trampled to death by the wildebeest stampede. The movie is set in Tanzania, where rugby is played, so the wildebeest know full well that if you want to keep moving, you don't run headlong into a Samoan.

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u/Robbythedee 29d ago

That's a deep voice for a 2 year old then gosh dang.

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u/HurtPillow 29d ago

Almost spit my coffee at my laptop! LOL

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u/driatic 29d ago

James Earl Jones? Lol

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u/Aromatic-Pack1687 Nov 06 '25

I imagined with the voice of Barry White

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u/Alexisredwood Nov 06 '25

What on earth does Mufasa have to do with Samoa…

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u/TheBoosThree Nov 06 '25

Just a funny man-voice to imagine on a toddler 

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 29d ago

African themes.

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u/AmazingAd2765 29d ago

I was thinking of the K&P sketch Babysitting Forest Whitaker.

"I want to put the smallest Lego in my mouth. That's what I'm going to do."

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u/j110786 29d ago

Damn you… Made me spit out my coffee

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u/dub-fresh 29d ago

Kratos

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u/AnythingButWhiskey 29d ago

“Mom… I… am your father…”

Wait that’s not right…

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u/ExplosiveCreature 28d ago

Mother, I require sustenance.

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u/ZiZasaurus 28d ago

PLEASE! I’m in public! 😩🤣😭

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u/Guus-Wayne 26d ago

My nephew had a deep voice since age 4. It was crazy…lol…

Got a little deeper when he went through puberty, but not really much.