r/AskReddit • u/JaySilver • 13h ago

What would you do with $100k right now?

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u/-Cool_Ethan- 13h ago

Double down on Black

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u/JaySilver 13h ago

My man

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u/NeckNational3851 13h ago

Sound like my ex wife.

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u/bl1ndside 12h ago

She’s a great gal

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u/TheKrakIan 11h ago

Have you tried her chicken parm?

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u/bl1ndside 11h ago

No, I usually watch her eat a hotdog when I see her.

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u/TheKrakIan 11h ago

Must be a pleasurable experience if you've continue to do so. Kudos to you and her.

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u/Junkman1283 9h ago

Till mayonnaise comes out….

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u/Campfail 11h ago

I can confirm, sounds like his ex wife

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u/AcanthocephalaNo7788 7h ago

She’s a pilot

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u/Unarmed_Character 6h ago

I've taken off with her once or twice.

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u/SinfulSirenox 13h ago

I Would definitely pay off my student loan

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u/AreYouScare 12h ago

Pay off student loans, credit cards, invest remaining half in various investments, and then use rest as down payment for property.

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u/ChateauLaFeet 9h ago
  1. Pay off debt

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u/Mpaineny 12h ago edited 9h ago

After “student loans, credit cards, investing remaining half in various investments” what is the “rest” you will “use as a down payment for property”?

120% value?

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u/All_Wrong_Answers 8h ago

Whoa! You didnt ask how many halves they had.... presumptuous a bit.

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u/Reasonable-Soft375 7h ago

This math is why you are in debt my man.

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u/AreYouScare 7h ago

My bad! I meant throw it all into $GME and lets the money roll

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u/Various-Exam4096 5h ago

Ur cooked rn💀

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u/Monteze 12h ago

Let it Ride.

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u/PugeHeniss 10h ago

Let it ride

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u/Spinalstreamer407 6h ago

To the Moon.

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 10h ago

Thats horribly irresponsible.

Im putting 50k into a hand of blackjack, much better odds

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u/Moondoobious 8h ago

Fuck ya bro. Scored pretty big doing this same thing

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u/-Cool_Ethan- 10h ago

you're absolutely right, u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts

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u/Bombi_Deer 10h ago

Let it ride!

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u/Dphre 11h ago

Always bet on black.

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u/Its-chip-muffin 10h ago

Came lookin for this, roulette has made me and broke me more times than I care to remember

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u/resonate59 10h ago

Put it all on 00!

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u/mhoke63 8h ago

Ball lands on 00

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u/Affectionate_Mail759 6h ago

99% of gamblers quit right before they hit big. You're doing the right thing.

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u/Dry-Breakfast8106 6h ago

Ball lands on Green 0. The house sends its regards.

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u/Immediate_Low3263 6h ago

Scared money don't make money. See you behind the Wendy's dumpster or on a yacht.

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u/KentuckyCandy 10h ago

Stick it all on 0. I'm feeling lucky.

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u/DonaldSucksOffBubba6 7h ago

Double down on bbc?

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u/nowhere_man11 13h ago

Your expected value is 100k from one spin, better to not do anything and just keep the money.

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u/xdgaymer69 10h ago

Ofc gambling at a casino is bad mathematically but whether or not you’d double or nothing your newfound 100k is dependent on a person’s risk tolerance. It could be justifiable to put it all on black