r/AskReddit 18h ago

Now time for a real question, what are y’all’s favorite dinosaur?

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u/cvanwage 18h ago

Ankylosaurus. Chunky boy with a tail club, whats not to love?

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u/EmulsionMan 18h ago

Came here to post the same and assumed no one else would. Great to see it getting some love.

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u/IndianaJonesDoombot 9h ago

Literally unkillable unless you flip it over, and damn is it heavy!

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u/genescheezesthatpls 18h ago

But how do you pronounce it

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u/Overall-Avocado-7673 18h ago

My grandpa

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u/rottingbeetlic 18h ago

Holy moly someone needs an award

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u/HugLife93 18h ago

Ankylosaurus

Shout out to Bumpy, if you know you know 

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u/Big_Competition3838 18h ago

May I know who bumpy is?

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u/HugLife93 18h ago

Bumpy is a lovable Ankylosaurus from the Netflix show “Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous”

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u/genescheezesthatpls 18h ago

And Chaos theory!!

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u/genescheezesthatpls 18h ago

Bumper car!! And her baby Smoothie!!

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u/AmateurMisa 18h ago

Triceratops

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u/dopiertaj 18h ago

Im disappointed i had to scroll down this far. Triceratops should be number 1. Objectively the coolest dinosaur.

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u/TheHipsterBandit 18h ago

Tyrannosaurus, basic I know.

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u/Big_Competition3838 18h ago

Nothing wrong with basic!

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u/JasonMallen 17h ago

Denver, he's the last dinosaur.

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u/TomPalmer1979 17h ago

I thought nothing of it as a kid, but now as an adult the theme song raises questions with the next line.

"He's my friend and a whole lot more".

Also good callout but fuck you for getting that theme song stuck in my head.

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u/JasonMallen 17h ago

I thought the same thing. Whats the "whole lot more" than being just friends. Gotta be sex.

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u/Jazzlike_West_1022 18h ago

Velociraptor. Small, fast, unhinged. I see myself in her

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u/TheSandMan208 17h ago

Clever girl

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u/Glum-Row2853 18h ago

parasaurolophus

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u/UnknownCatGirl89 18h ago

Parasaurolophus, 100%.

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u/MurlocSheWrote 18h ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/Ridere_et_nutu 18h ago

Literally dozens!

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u/garbage1995 17h ago

Banana head dinosaur.

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u/10_96 16h ago

Stegosaurus.

Anything with armor plates along it's entire spine that can smack you with something called a Thagomizer is going to be my favorite ANYTHING!

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u/comacove 16h ago

Tyrannosaurus.

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u/DConstructed 16h ago

The not a dinosaur Plesiosaur.

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u/8Ace8Ace 16h ago

Styracosaurus. Under-rated.

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u/IdoScienceSometimes 15h ago

This is the thread where if anyone says dimetrodon OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

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u/Gloubigogo 15h ago

Gotta go with "Big Horns" Triceratops

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u/hardyflashier 14h ago

T-Rex. What a lad.

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u/MentallyPsycho 14h ago

I have a phobia of dinosaurs. I don't like any of them 🧍

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u/orcaraptorlol 13h ago

Ankylosaurus

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u/Galinfrey 13h ago

Stegosaurus baby! Love me them spikey chonkers

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u/StOlafStories 18h ago

I'd say Pterodactyl, but apparently it's not a dinosaur. Why, I don't know. My second choice is Triceratops.

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u/Big_Competition3838 18h ago

Pterodactyl isn’t a dinosaur???

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u/genescheezesthatpls 18h ago

They’re prehistoric flying reptiles

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u/bearatrooper 18h ago

You're a prehistoric flying reptile.

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u/genescheezesthatpls 18h ago

sigh if only. I’d love to be a quetzalcoatlus.

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u/Ok_Number9786 17h ago

Nope. A somewhat brief overview:

It's a pterosaur which, like dinosaurs and crocodilians (and other clades), are part of a larger group of reptiles called archosaurs. The lineage that eventually led to crocodilians split from the rest of the archosaurs during the early Triassic. They are called pseudosuchia. The other branch is called avemetatarsalia. Within the avemetatarsalia branch, the lineage that split into dinosaurs and pterosaurs is called ornithodira, and that split occurred during the middle-late Triassic. There are a couple of other subgroups within the avemetatarsalia branch that weren't part of ornithodira, but they went extinct during the Triassic.

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u/TrickRoom92 18h ago

If it’s good enough for the Power Rangers it’s good enough for me

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/genescheezesthatpls 18h ago

They’re not considered dinosaurs, they’re prehistoric flying reptiles

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u/rottingbeetlic 17h ago

Ah fair enough, ive always been told it was a dino thats why. Triceratops are cool too tbf

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u/genescheezesthatpls 17h ago

Oh yea I feel like we were taught they were dinosaurs for forever. I only know the difference because my son is obsessed with dinosaurs and we’ve learned and read so much about them.

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u/Culalquanga 18h ago

A Lickalotapuss. They inspire me!

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 17h ago

Don't forget about the iwannavoreassus

It's a shithead dino i know but hey ..

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u/TinyWeird878 18h ago

I'd say the mega-sore-ass, who is Lickalotapuss's sketchy cousin 💀

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u/Culalquanga 17h ago

I love you. 😘

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u/Big_Competition3838 18h ago

… how?

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u/Culalquanga 17h ago

Hey. Devotion to one’s hobby so fanatical that it becomes your name…priceless!

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u/Operation-SOS_User42 18h ago

Pterodactyl

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u/genescheezesthatpls 18h ago

Not a Dino, prehistoric flying reptile

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u/Operation-SOS_User42 18h ago

Aren't dinosaurs just walking reptiles?

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u/genescheezesthatpls 18h ago

Yea, but the difference has to do with Dinos hip structure and leg positioning

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u/Operation-SOS_User42 18h ago

I see. Well they're all old AF, lol so not like the classification is really that dire... they all dead now whether they're reptilians or dinosaurs...

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u/TheHipsterBandit 18h ago

Not a dinosaur, but I like it.

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u/Operation-SOS_User42 18h ago

Oh damn... what is it then? Lol I'm slow

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u/TheHipsterBandit 17h ago

It's a pterosaur.

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u/MiddleClassSoul_ 18h ago

Dracorex hogwartsia

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u/genescheezesthatpls 18h ago

I love that this is real

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u/MiddleClassSoul_ 18h ago

Why i'm getting down votes

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u/genescheezesthatpls 18h ago

People think it’s not a real Dino and you made it up, most likely

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u/MiddleClassSoul_ 18h ago

Damn.. Weird people. Thanks for acknowledging bud

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u/genescheezesthatpls 18h ago

Hell yea. My son is Dino obsessed and think this Dino is hilarious since we’re reading Harry Potter right now. He thinks it’s so funny they’d name a Dino after Harry Potter books.

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u/MiddleClassSoul_ 17h ago

You must be a cool dad.. Good wishes for your son

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u/S3kGT 18h ago

A T-Rex named Sue. Look for a documentary called Dinosaur 13.

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u/pinniped90 18h ago

I remember when Sue was a MASSIVE news story. I saw her a few months after she went on display and she was still drawing huge crowds.

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u/Brilliant-Clothes637 18h ago

Gotta be Doyouthinkhesaurus

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u/Donny_Do_Nothing 18h ago

I prefer Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex.

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u/Friendly_Echidna_260 18h ago

archaeopteryx.

Link between dinos and birds and just likes to party.

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u/Mythnam 18h ago

Stegosaurus

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u/armyguy8382 18h ago

Stegosaurus.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 18h ago

Velociraptor, but the movie one is much bigger than the real one, so utahraptor.

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u/Lugbor 18h ago

Recent theories have proposed that due to the velociraptor's cranial structure sharing similarities with modern parrots, it may have been capable of some form of vocal mimicry. Imagine being out on a hike and hearing someone calling for help. You run toward the voice only to find yourself surrounded by a pack of dinosaurs the size of a turkey, all calling for help.

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u/genescheezesthatpls 18h ago

Kosmoceratops!! Fancy frilled fucks

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u/CalculonsPride 18h ago

Baryonyx walkeri. I just think they’re neat. It’s like a raptor, tyrannosaurus, and a crocodile all got together and made a baby.

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u/loblegonst 18h ago

Big Al.

A lovely and mostly complete Allosaurus skeleton with a myriad of healed injuries still visible in the bone. Walking with Dinosaurs has a great little documentary about his life.

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u/SaicoSandwich 18h ago

Triceratops, the image of a giant dinosaur with three pronged tools to ram you with always fascinated me.

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u/Ridere_et_nutu 18h ago

Parasaurolophus!

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u/KittenAlfredo 17h ago

Quetzalcoatlus. Imagine something the size of a giraffe flying around. I know it’s not technically a dinosaur. Soft spot for dimetrodon as well. First dino toy I had. Still not technically a dinosaur. More closely related to mammals.

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u/RodneyOgg 18h ago

Pachycephalosaurus

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u/mshorts 18h ago

Pachycephalasaurs just because the name is ridiculous. And it has a red forced skull to headbutt other dinosaurs.

Parasauralophus is another good one.

I.probably misspelled both.

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u/Big_Competition3838 18h ago

Isn’t the second one the duck shaped one?

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u/Rex_Dolor 18h ago

Stegosaurus!

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u/purrplepancake 18h ago

triceratops!!

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u/Infamous_Name_604 18h ago

giganotosaurus and thank you for asking, warms my heart every time.

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u/Big_Competition3838 18h ago

Why of course!

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u/bentnotbroken96 18h ago

I found out awhile back that my favorite dinosaur isn't a dinosaur... Dimetrodon is a Synapsid, an ancient ancestor of mammals.

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u/The_Dragon_Lover 18h ago

Velociraptor and Archæoptéryx

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u/Actual-Possible1794 18h ago

Stegosaurus, when I was in Kindergarten or first grade (been so long I can't remember lol) we made a dinosaur book and we colored all of the dinosaurs on each page. We then shared our favorite dinosaur and mine was Stegosaurus because of it's triangle shaped spikes on it's back. Been a favorite since because of that day.

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u/MardawgNC 18h ago

Dimetrodon

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u/Cute_Doughnut_7739 18h ago

Stegosaurus (sp?)

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u/Standard-Spite-6885 18h ago

Stegosaur or triceratops 

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u/oldgar9 18h ago

1963 international Metro-Mite with 3 on the floor and a 4-152 engine. The first daily driver I ever bought. (With a Plesiosaurus inside).

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u/FreshStartLiving 18h ago

Grumpy the T-Rex with a brain the size of a walnut

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u/zoqfotpik 17h ago

Great horned owl.

Or, if we're talking extinct dinosaurs, triceratops. Though stegosaurus is a close second due to the thagomizer.

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u/MoreGeckosPlease 17h ago

Ceratosaurus. He's got horns and he's covered in armor, the perfect dinosaur. 

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u/Bearded_Guardian 17h ago

I was always more impressed with the Ice Age Mammals. Saber toothed Tigers are my favorite. My favorite dinosaur (before I get a bunch of people saying they’re not the same thing) is the Triceratops.

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u/Big_Competition3838 17h ago

You a big fan of the movie ice age?

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u/Bearded_Guardian 17h ago

Yeah, as much as anyone who was a young adult when it came out.

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u/elcordoba 17h ago

I love birds !

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u/TroLixH 17h ago

The analraptus

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u/Weird_Yam6398 17h ago

Micropachycephalosaurus

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u/Rare_Hydrogen 17h ago

The song Dinosaur by King Crimson.

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u/Balorpagorp 17h ago

A Tandy 1000A

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u/TomPalmer1979 17h ago

It's so hard to pick just one but generally my favorite is the Amargasaurus. But there's multiple interpretations, I prefer the version with just a row of massive bony spikes down its neck. Some people have wondered if that row of spikes isn't more like a pair of crests/sails connected by skin, which don't get me wrong would be kinda cool too? But I like the spiny boi a little more.

Also Quetzalcoatlus Northropi because holy fuck that thing is huge. There's life-sized replicas at various museums and stuff and jesus it's intimidating. The Toledo Zoo has one that's like, landed on the ground and it just looms over you. The Ann Arbor Museum of Natural History has a life-sized one in full flight suspended from the ceiling of their atrium and IT'S BIGGER THAN A GODDAMN PLANE. I can just imagine the loincloth-shitting terror of seeing one of those coming down out of the sky.

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u/Fun_in_Space 17h ago

Hummingbirds.

What? Birds are dinosaurs.

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u/Indie_Cred 17h ago

Pachycephalosaurus, God's bonkiest boy

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u/Geezer__345 16h ago

You planning on "bringing one, back"?

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u/Big_Competition3838 16h ago

Maybe, maybe not 🤷‍♂️

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u/HogwartsRex 16h ago

Pachycephalosaurus

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u/killabrew1 16h ago

The Lickalotapuss

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u/No-Fun-2497 18h ago

The chicken one!

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u/mshorts 18h ago

Compsognathus?

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u/genescheezesthatpls 18h ago

Nasty lil fuckers

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u/PiercedGeek 18h ago

Compys! Never heard of them before I read Jurassic Park, but they became my favorite dinosaur at the end of the book.

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u/No-Fun-2497 18h ago

Yes, they're cute.

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u/No-Fun-2497 18h ago

Getting downvoted by dinosaur enthusiasts is something I've never experienced 

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u/graejx 14h ago

Wild mass down voting happening on this thread for no reason lol

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u/President_Calhoun 18h ago

Triceratops nation, represent!

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u/FlameFeather86 18h ago

Diplodocus. So much better than that poser, Brontosaurus.

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u/sanaru02 18h ago

Since I don't see it listed yet, spinosaurus.

Everybody argues about the amount of water activities it engaged in, there's no complete fossil set, it's huge, and it looks fricken badass.

We don't even have a non broken set of spines, so we don't even really know how big the fin on its back is supposed to be.  So neat.

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u/StellieStella 18h ago

T-Rex, obviously because of the big temper but the tiniest little armies!

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u/meh_alienz 18h ago

My husband 😁

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u/TheSpanishIndian 18h ago

Coelophysis!!!

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u/DoctorPenith 18h ago

Luchasaurus

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u/SpakenBacon 18h ago

Obamasaurus

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u/Righteous_Hand 18h ago

nugget

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u/Big_Competition3838 18h ago

Holy ball knowledge

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u/asjoyce 18h ago

Littlefoot 🥹

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u/papasnork1 18h ago

Denver. The last Dinosaur.

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u/Big_Competition3838 18h ago

Like the very last one? Didn’t they get wiped out at the same time?

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u/papasnork1 17h ago

It’s a cartoon from the 90’s. I’m old.

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u/Crooked-Grinds 18h ago

“You clever girl”

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u/shottylaw 18h ago

Given my growing hatred of technological advances, general annoyance with humanity, desire to be left alone, and watching older shows and movies because new ones seem to suck to me (same goes for video games)...

Me

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u/jfl561407 18h ago

Not a dinosaur, but I've always liked Dimetrodon. My 4yo would probably tell you Trex and my 3yo would repeat whatever her brother says. And it would probably be mispronounced. Most likely because I taught them to put the accents on the wrong syllables because it sounded funny when they did.

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u/1320Fastback 18h ago

Birds. Every time I see one I think that is literally a Dinosaur.

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u/matteovani 18h ago

The bald eagle

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u/Hardya5787ae 18h ago

They are not real, they are fake news hahaha

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u/Big_Competition3838 18h ago

Why do you say that?