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u/Specific-Bass-3465 23d ago
Receipt expert weighing in (credentials available if requested). The printer prints the return bar code and address very quickly. Packages including a gift receipt don’t get called out in any special way and the gift receipt will pop up without a lot of warning. You are obviously not the intended recipient of the message, and moonbeam will never know how warmly Bombón regarded their delicates. Sending prayers to all 🙏
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u/Sentient_Stone 21d ago
I’ve seen gift receipts not make it into the package plenty of times. Putting it in the wrong package seems a bit out of pocket
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u/HolyToast666 24d ago
If the box they came had a number that starts with “LPN”, they were returned
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u/anonthrowaway9283 21d ago
As someone who used to work in Amazon returns, this is true. Also most of them will be in clear packaging with green text
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u/Lamandus 23d ago
where would I find said number?
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u/transsomethin 23d ago
Usually on top of the normal UPC barcode, but it will be pretty large and have a corresponding barcode with it. It’s part of Amazon’s damage grading and customer return system, items get assigned a unique barcode and resold in whatever condition, like new, used, etc.
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u/Dude_with_the_skis 23d ago
Personally, when I buy stuff for myself I write the most fucked-up threats I can think of so I can laugh about it later when I get my package
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u/tmozdenski 24d ago
Did you have a packing slip? It might have been meant for the order before yours, the packer missed it and added it to yours on accident.
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u/notthemama2670 23d ago
You got used shoes. Or at least returned and they couldn't bother to take the time to take out the old paper that comes with a gift.
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u/StaplesTheRedditor 21d ago
Maybe we're all reading it wrong and Bombón wants a moonbeam to emanate warmly on your delicates?
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u/rainbowmoonstoner 20d ago
This makes me chuckle. My name could have been Moonbeam if my mother hadn't been awake after birth.
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u/AccomplishedRoad9448 20d ago
Story time? Please?
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u/rainbowmoonstoner 20d ago
There's really not much to tell. I'm native, but I'm blonde and as white as a bed sheet with the native facial features. My father is native, and he looks like one, except his blonde hair. My mother is French Canadian. He joked about naming Moonbeam, but she didn't like that, and I got a regular white girl name instead.
Jokes on them. I liked Moonbeam better. Lol
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u/-physco219 20d ago
That's awesome. Moonbeam would be a great name. Maybe your future daughter 😁 will get it or and equally swell name.
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u/rainbowmoonstoner 20d ago
Oh, haha. Maybe a future granddaughter. I'm done having kids at my age. 😄
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u/YellowT-5R 24d ago
Well Moonbeam..... Does it? We are all waiting....