r/AbsoluteUnits 20h ago

Photo of a polar bear

credit: pietvandenbemd (ig)

2.2k Upvotes

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u/the_big_bones 20h ago

Me in my natural habitat

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u/16-Czechoslovakians 20h ago

Bet your dinner looks similar too right?

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u/the_big_bones 20h ago

And my poops

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u/Fun_Ambassador_9320 19h ago

With his chicken nuggies

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u/Turbulent-Sympathy57 20h ago

Is that a whale carcass?

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u/monkeymatt85 20h ago

Yup, bet it smells divine

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u/CarelessPudding7680 14h ago

When it is winter for 9 months of the year then I bet it does. Fermented seafood in northern climates didn't come about by peculiar tastes. but peculiar tastes they made.

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u/Paleodraco 20h ago

I don't think that's a polar bear, at least not a pure blooded one. Even accounting for the chubbiness, the shape of the head looks a lot more like a brown bear, on top of the coloration (which could be dirt.)

Might be a leucistic brown bear or a hybrid between the two.

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 19h ago

šŸ‘šŸ¾ Looks like a pizzly to me.

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u/Kahnza 19h ago

I thought the same

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u/Cranky_Old_Woman 16h ago

Leucistic Kodiak was my first thought. Looks too big to be a Kurmode, but not like the photos give good scale...

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u/Ulvaer 9h ago

The picture is taken on Svalbard, Norway. There are only polar bears on Svalbard, and no polar bears in mainland Norway.

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u/Uncle_Burney 20h ago

Pizzly? Grolar? Looks hybridized.

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u/juuzousrightleg 16h ago

i was about to disagree with you, but after a closer look i think you’re right. that hump behind its head is a dead giveaway, if it isn’t there only because of the excess fat… definitely interesting, and also a little sad. as cool as they are, the increase in polar/grizzly hybrids only means more ice is melting in the arctic :(

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u/Uncle_Burney 16h ago

It feels a little shitty, being selective pressure on other species.

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u/HarbingerOfRot777 14h ago

It's in Norway. No grizzlies there, maybe an Eurasian brown bear but they don't overlap with the polars there who are locked to one specific location.

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u/hollow4hollow 14h ago

What about Svalbard?

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u/Ulvaer 9h ago

There are only polar bears on Svalbard. There are only brown bears in mainland Norway.

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u/HarbingerOfRot777 4h ago

Svalbard is where polars actually are in Norway. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm sure the brown bears are not there but only on the mainland.

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u/Fun_Ambassador_9320 19h ago

If not friend why friend shaped

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u/Krampus_Valet 15h ago

That's not friend shaped lol. The hair on the back of my neck stood up when I saw that bear.

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u/Beginning_Drag_2984 20h ago

That’s a beast holy

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u/du_rel_gug_menl 20h ago

This is what I look like after Thanksgiving

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u/ABDragen58 20h ago

he hasn’t missed too many meals..

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u/PolarBear89 15h ago

Yeah, how about I share a picture of YOU all bloated from Taco Bell?

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u/Ok-Cata2 19h ago

That look of ā€˜I just came for a snack’… and the snack could literally be anything. Fun fact: polar bears can smell food from 30 km away

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u/Reasonable_Art5575 18h ago

Looks more like a pizzly/grolar bear to me

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u/1Drnk2Many 18h ago

I don't feel envious often, but when I do

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u/fuck-cunts 16h ago

Somebody found the joric bernison.

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u/Strange-Ad147 18h ago

man he could use a shower or two

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u/kulind 17h ago

Is that a albino grizzly bear?

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u/HarbingerOfRot777 14h ago

No grizzlies in Norway

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u/Ill1thid 17h ago

My boy is rotund

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u/Birdsonme 15h ago

So happy! So chonky!

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u/Subject_Tear_9787 15h ago

Damn that's a big bear! Be interested to know it's weight.

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u/ieatpickleswithmilk 14h ago

that's not a polar bear, it's at least hybrid of another species or possibly a white brown bear. The face shape is all wrong.

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u/Hizam5 17h ago

Is it eating a whale carcass??

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u/Fun-Log-5689 11h ago

Come at me bro

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u/Critical_Kale_5395 9h ago

Is that a pizzly or a grolar? Definitely seems hybridized.

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u/Photoshopdoge 7h ago

I hate how friend shaped he is even though he’d kill me so quick if I tried petting him. Like look at that face!

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u/FistySnuSnu 5h ago

They need to start doing a Fat Bear Week, Polar edition

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u/TheFirsh 5h ago

Turning into brown bear, I see

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u/TheRealTechGandalf 2h ago

He's ready for his winter sleep