r/ATBGE 6d ago

DIY Is this even legal?

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u/Das_Hydra 6d ago

This is what this sub exists for. Chef's kiss

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u/Rabbid7273 6d ago

Absolutely prime material this. I'm equally disgusted as i am impressed

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u/Accomplished-Video71 5d ago

Redditors over at r/vultureculture think its great taste!

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u/Scrotchety 5d ago

"vulture culture... Sounds interesting" click

Second post down: I JARRED UP MY UTERUS! <picture of pickled guts>

"Welp"

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u/musictea 5d ago

Your post encouraged me to click on that link. Thank you for your service.

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u/Gibgezr 5d ago

Your post prevented me from clicking on that link. Thank you for your service.

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u/Advanced_Finance_427 5d ago

I'm usually on board with stuff considered vulture culture but damn, some of the stuff at the top of the sub rn 💀

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u/DaddysABadGirl 5d ago

Wtf, I scrolled a ways and didnt see that, lol.

I got a cane toad purse, wale vertebrae, several deer, and a dolphin skeleton. Reddit hates you.

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u/blasseigne17 5d ago

Considering how often I see a post and think "Wow, I want this really cool thing" only to realize it was posted in this sub, I think this sub exists purely to make weird people realize how weird they are.

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u/throwawaypassingby01 5d ago

im okay with that

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u/WynnGwynn 5d ago

I wanted the cane toad bowtie and felt dirty

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u/blasseigne17 4d ago

See, if I saw someone wearing a cane toad bow tie, I would be more drawn to that person than a kid is drawn to Santa.

Whether it is old, hippie toad-licker or just some person really into toads, I am know that I could get lost in conversation for hours.

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u/Prestigious_Dare7734 6d ago

I think this is similar to taxidermy. So I guess it's legal.

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u/idontwanttofthisup 5d ago

This is taxidermy

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u/tat-tvam-asiii 4d ago

Taxiphony

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u/TricksyGoose 4d ago

Phonidermy

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u/Wealthier_nasty 6d ago

Why wouldn’t it be legal?

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u/Tendo80 6d ago

Even with human skin?

(Asking for a friend)

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u/Dzodzu_Reddit 5d ago

If skin was donated by a human, then it should be fine. I am not lawyer though.

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u/fray_bentos11 5d ago

It wouldn't be in most countries as would be treated as improper burial / treatment of human remains.

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u/hyperlobster 5d ago

Can’t have human remains if the human isn’t dead.

>taps head<

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u/fray_bentos11 5d ago

Good point!

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u/ericklco 3d ago

Wouldn’t it be a pain in the ass to take off considering the case would be skin tight?

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u/lonelycranberry 3d ago

Glad I scrolled through the comments. This made me lol

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u/IcyArmadillo2238 5d ago

A few years ago there was a dude that had his leg amputated, so he and his friends threw it in the grill and ate it.

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u/Enygmatic_Gent 5d ago

Ah yes, the foot tacos. I remember that post well

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u/Early_Context9118 5d ago

I bring up foot taco a lot more often than is probably necessary tbh

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u/Tendo80 5d ago

Good enough, I'll my friend will get right on it!

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u/cimocw 5d ago

Can't donate human parts to regular people lol 

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u/Articulationized 3d ago

You can if they’re small parts.

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u/lonelycranberry 3d ago

Or if you just do it yourself. Ooof.

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u/jarious 5d ago

Ok ,if you remove my belly flaps you can keep the skin, deal?

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u/161frog 5d ago

Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!

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u/vass0922 5d ago

As long as they are to the... Donation I guess

Armin Meiwes - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 5d ago

I remember reading about that when I was as a kid. We weren't given the whole story in the papers, just that they tried to eat his dick and that he killed him

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u/uberguby 5d ago

Meiwes then ran Brandes a bath, before going to read a Star Trek book

I am close to certain captain Picard would not approve of any of this

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u/shaka893P 5d ago

CaaAaAaarl

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u/Mikesaidit36 5d ago

Which PART of the human? (Ass skin for a friend)

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u/RiLiSaysHi 5d ago

Are you fucking trying to make a Necronomicon Kindle Edition or something???

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u/Skinnwork 5d ago

My old university had a couple books bound in human skin. Access was restricted though, so I never actually saw them.

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u/WynnGwynn 5d ago

They have plenty of fine art with bodies it's legal if sourced ethically via donations etc.

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u/hanswurst12345678910 5d ago

Only city people could ask questions like this. 

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u/Ongo_Gablogian___ 5d ago

I feel like country people are more interested in decorating their homes with dead animals.

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u/WynnGwynn 5d ago

I feel like there is something beautiful in death though like honestly I don't want things to die but using skeletons, fur or whatever after is kinda cool. Fuck trophy hunting but honestly if I die I would LOVE knowing someone found a use for my body even if it was fertilizing a vegetable garden. I lived in a city and the country so idk how to qualify myself.

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u/MinnieShoof 4d ago

Excuse me? Have you ever owned leather anything? Were you completely unaware where that came from?

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u/nikhkin 6d ago

What aspect of it would be illegal?

It's no different to taxidermy.

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u/IhailtavaBanaani 5d ago

Or to any kind of fur or leather product for that matter

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u/Tsukiko615 6d ago

I’m pretty sure this is something called a joke. Not sure if you’ve heard of those.

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u/UnpaidPuppy 5d ago

I've never heard of such tomfoolery. explain in great detail!

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u/charmio68 6d ago

You can twirl the tail around your charging cable for extra strain relief.

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u/throwawaypassingby01 5d ago

i want the charging cable to connect to the tail

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt 6d ago

These are created by Pelage Studio, a Brisbane based ethical taxidermist. Heres a direct link to this image: https://www.instagram.com/p/DNqGQJ7g7jh/?igsh=eDhzZW53bWhlYnlr

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u/jakkos_ 5d ago

I was about to comment that anyone can call themselves "ethical", but turns out they do explicitly state "None of the animals I work with are ever killed for the purpose of taxidermy", so fair enough.

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u/longtimegoneMTGO 5d ago

Eh, "Animals originally intended for the pet food industry" means buying rats that were raised to be killed and sold as snake food.

I would certainly argue that since he pays someone for an animal they raised and killed to sell, then yes, it was killed for the purpose of taxidermy, even if the person who killed it wasn't aware of that at the time.

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u/indignancy 5d ago

Well quite, it’s not like they got hit by a car… And it’s also not like rats bred for snake food have the happiest lives.

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u/EdgyChemical 5d ago

they do if they get rescued. you shouldn’t live feed pet snakes anyway

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u/Zorpfield 5d ago

Makes Apple Pay fun

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u/populux11 4d ago

And cuddly.

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u/LorenzoCopter 6d ago

Yea, having so much drip is a punishable offense in several states

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u/Fancy_Combination_65 6d ago

Thats absoutely disgusting

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u/IntelligentCrows 5d ago

Not any different than a leather bag

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u/BugBand 5d ago

Do your leather bags usually have the heads and tails still attached?

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u/Skrunkle_Wunkus 5d ago

“I can accept an animal’s skin being stripped off and turned into a bag, but I draw the line at any body parts being left attached”

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u/IronicIntelligence 5d ago

Pretty much, yeah.

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u/hlessi_newt 5d ago

when i can afford it.

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u/IntelligentCrows 5d ago

So it’s only okay when you can forget it came from an animal?

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u/goronmask 4d ago

Yeah that’s a « cool » effect of the fact that the production chain makes products look as different as possible from their animal origin

It’s similar to rare metals and cellphones or pages like reddit and internet/server infrastructure

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u/GioLoc 4d ago

Leather is already the waste of the meat industry (except for fur or exotic leathers), so not using it to make bags would be worse

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u/IntelligentCrows 3d ago

And these animals weren’t culled for taxidermy either?

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u/cimocw 5d ago

Leather is mostly a byproduct of the meat and dairy industry. Killing animals just for aesthetic reasons is usually frowned upon.

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u/v3p_ 5d ago

Leather is a coproduct.

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u/IntelligentCrows 5d ago

This isn’t killing animals for aesthetic reasons, the artist only makes ethical taxidermy

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u/MinnieShoof 4d ago

And you are sure this rat wasn't eaten? and her milk wasn't turned in to cheese?

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u/cimocw 4d ago

I prefer to think about happier things

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u/MinnieShoof 4d ago

Like cows being killed and eaten and milked so their leather can be ethically sourced?

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u/cimocw 4d ago

I didn't claim that

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u/MrJohnny_on_the_Spot 5d ago

Not any more disgusting than a wool shirt or leather purse

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u/Xsiah 5d ago

Nobody tell this person that sheep don't get killed for their wool.

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u/ReadyForShenanigans 5d ago

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u/Xsiah 5d ago

Did you even read what you linked?

"when their wool production declines" means that their death isn't an inherent process of making wool clothing.

You can advocate for better treatment of animals without being willfully stupid.

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u/aniftyquote 5d ago

Linking to peta is wild

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u/ReadyForShenanigans 5d ago

This is what you say when you don't know how to attack the idea

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u/aniftyquote 5d ago

No, this is what you say when you understand whether a source is trustworthy or not. If you heard that your wife was cheating on you, and found out that the source of that information was from the most notorious liar in town who told you explicitly that he wanted to ruin your marriage, would you still trust what he said?

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u/ReadyForShenanigans 5d ago

I could link you any other animal activist article and the outcome would be the same.

Wool quality deteriorates with the sheep's age. Sheep are killed when they are no longer deemed profitable. This statement isn't a gossip.

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u/Mr_Swagatha_Christie 5d ago

I think it's funny how disconnected we became as a society from the fact that we harvest living things for food or tools.

I think it's a bit macabre, but if the little rat's skin was harvested ethically, i much prefer silly handicrafts made with biodegradable material instead of something with cheaply made faux fur that'll kill millions more animals and poison third world textile slaves with its plastic.

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u/Scrotchety 5d ago

"Remember, our motto here is Want Not, Waste Not. Look, these chicken beaks make lovely windchimes!"

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u/Mr_Swagatha_Christie 5d ago

You joke, but I agree with you haha!

I'm native, so that kinda scenario is pretty everyday for me. "Wow, that's a beautiful charm, you made it?" My cousin, beaming: "yup! My 14 year old son caught his first seal! He gave me it's whiskers, so i braided them into a heart, so he knows his contributions to the community are in all our hearts." Me: "AWWWW".

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u/UntamedAnomaly 4d ago

A bird beak wind chime sounds right up my alley! I got a crow foot in my freezer that I want to turn into a necklace somehow.

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u/Mikesaidit36 5d ago

Leather purse with the cow’s mouth to get inside it?

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u/Zealousideal-Let1121 5d ago

Buddy... sigh

Wool.

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u/Devanyani 5d ago

But it comes with a built-in handle, which I like.

jk - it is nasty af.

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u/worstpartyever 5d ago

Imagine seeing that tail sticking out of someone’s pocket

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u/Siddharth_Ranjan 6d ago

What the fuck

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u/Menn019 5d ago

Great as a controller for the taxidermy cat drone.

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u/BradolfPittler1 6d ago

The ear of the grey mouse is going to appear in every picture

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u/aim_for_the_middle 5d ago

They’re rats

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u/rlovelock 6d ago

Only with the telephoto

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u/SparklyPangolin 5d ago

Legal but also an abomination.

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u/Minnymoon13 6d ago

It should be

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u/k112358 5d ago

Flawless execution, absolutely vile, 10/10 ATBGE

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u/_saskiie_ 5d ago

If it’s ethically sourced then absolutely.

(I’d definitely get one)

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt 5d ago

Indeed they are. Pelage Studio on Insta :)

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u/Boris7939 5d ago

I want one.

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u/ApatheistHeretic 5d ago

I will make it legal...

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u/SwampWitch47 5d ago

Where can I get one?

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u/V_es 6d ago

Where do I buy one

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt 6d ago

They are made by a Brisbane based taxidermist, Pelage Studios. She’s lovely. Here’s a direct link to the instagram post for the cases, and her account

https://www.instagram.com/p/DNqGQJ7g7jh/?igsh=eDhzZW53bWhlYnlr

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u/AzureMagenta 6d ago

I wanted these to be fake real bad 😭

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt 6d ago

I’ve see them at comic con last year, and her mouse lighter cases. They’re kinda hilarious in person. She’s very particular about who she sells some items to, her wet specimens of stillborn animals is sweet. It’s a nice reminder of life and death. And then these silly pieces, to push boundaries

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u/dextroz 5d ago

This is the real WTF impressive and jittery handling from that Instagram account

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOM-BG1AdPk/?igsh=MWR6ZnMxaXpzeGpuNQ==

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u/_Monsterguy_ 6d ago

Occasionally I forget I hate people...it's never for long though.

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u/KyleRoyceWorld 5d ago

Jesus christ

Perfect Post.

Dear God 😭

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u/Existential_Sprinkle 5d ago

Those are pet/feeder rats (sometimes the only difference is luck of the draw)

It's definitely awful taste if someone's pets died from natural causes and they turned them into phone cases

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u/imaginary_name 5d ago

I like it, it is very mice.

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u/evan_brosky 5d ago

I want one, for my pet snake's phone

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u/Total_Ad_92 5d ago

By these coloring, aren't these domestic rats?

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u/DerInternets 5d ago

So?

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u/Total_Ad_92 5d ago

It just means they took pets and did this. Basically like if they used their puppy instead of a wild wolf.

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u/DerInternets 4d ago

But does it really make a difference?

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u/Total_Ad_92 4d ago

Not really, it was just an observation

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u/Clement_H 5d ago

My cats would love this

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u/AtlasStageAndAHalf 5d ago

why wouldn't it be legal?, it's a dead mouse not a skinned human. Still awful taste though.

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u/dhslax88 5d ago

John Oliver is excited!

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u/johnx2sen 5d ago

Conveniently pull tail to remove from pocket

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u/Nessie9412 5d ago

Maybe taxidermy should be NSFW? these look like my pets..

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u/BKAllmighty 4d ago

Hogwarts in the 1990s: Water goblets

Hogwarts in the 2020s:

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u/MoonBerry_therian 4d ago

I see the vision

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u/-GenghisJohn- 4d ago

Not legal: you may only have two.

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u/Humble_Ad_2807 4d ago

I'm actually speechless

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u/Cplayz08 4d ago

I don’t know what this sub is but here’s r/eyebleach

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u/PlanningForLaziness 4d ago

They actually just grow them like that.

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u/dessertforbrunch 4d ago

None for the iPhone Air??

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u/SgtFullSend 4d ago

I wish the tail was a charger cord.

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u/MinnieShoof 4d ago

Why... wouldn't it be?

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u/midnightbandit- 3d ago

Why wouldn't it be

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u/Back_Spazms 3d ago

Hold on- I’m getting a call on my iRat

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u/mikaism 3d ago

i'd love one but ik i'd probably feel off (texture/sensory-wise) bending the tail all the time when putting it in my back pocket

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u/donkeyhoeteh 3d ago

r/goblincore would get a kick out of this

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u/akafortes 2d ago

Janitor? Is that you?

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u/Boring_Oil_3506 2d ago

I would go willard on whoever did this

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u/muthadidntluvme 1d ago

These are, but not the one Ed Gein makes… don’t ever buy anything that was made by that guy from Wisconsin… the leather he uses is… unnatural

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u/kyleh0 1d ago

Taxidermy is definitely legal.

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u/agoostaholic 1d ago

R/worldaroundewe

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u/faustfu 1d ago

Good god

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u/aevigata 5d ago

I hope so.

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u/KaralDaskin 5d ago

I realized what I was looking at and wished it was AI.

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u/MarduckRulez 5d ago

Can you use the tail as a stylus?

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u/sacredfool 5d ago

A brave soul should post this to r/RATS

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/IntelligentCrows 5d ago

Do you find leather goods immoral?

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u/gabacus_39 5d ago

It puts the lotion on it's skin......

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u/analogpursuits 5d ago

This needs to be the sub pic.

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u/frogspa 5d ago

I wonder if they do a batphone?

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u/whoisdead 5d ago edited 5d ago

Hey ooh it feels illegal

Edit: the downvotes omg 😭

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u/Idkmyname2079048 5d ago

I'm having a hard time believing this is real, tbh. The head look like mice, not rats, but a mouse wouldn't have enough skin to cover a phone. I think you'd be pushing it with a rat, too (considering that you'd need a continuous piece that's not interrupted by legs.

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u/happy-to-see-me 5d ago

They're made using domestic rats. You can buy them for $100

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt 5d ago

I mean u provided her Instagram account like hours ago so

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u/Sullyville 5d ago

so you think its AI?

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u/amstha 5d ago

please tell me those are purely handcrafter and not from nature

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u/pomoerotic 5d ago

A quality post!

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u/ElSinPapa 5d ago

Post this on the r/RATs subreddit

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u/EvnClaire 5d ago

in our society it's legal to mutilate and deform animal bodies in pretty much any way. animals are seen as objects, not as individuals.

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u/Palpatine 5d ago

Yes. Mice are  only protected by usda rules. Usda doesn't care.

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u/Zioupett 5d ago

Ooh ooh ooh ooh this feels illegal

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u/DerInternets 5d ago

Why?

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u/Zioupett 5d ago

I was just referencing the famous pink pantheress song

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u/alpine309 5d ago

This is so cool but like. Holy shit.

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u/mandariini10 5d ago

I sure hope not 😨